Uber’s software department has a catchphrase that they repeated frequently during a recruiting event: “As reliable as running water.” (I was there for the mockery)
Dude. You are in Palo Alto. East Palo Alto is right next to you. *Their running water is not reliable*. Not to mention Flint being big news at the time.
Andrew Tate trying to generate a Miracle on 34th Street style thousands of letters scene is exactly the dystopian imagery that belongs in this f'ed up timeline.
"Barron Trump ought to be brought before Congress to testify about his relationship with the Tates, given that it was reportedly his idea for the administration to assist them in coming over here"
Even then, most of them will be fearful of his actually running for and getting a third term or just canceling elections altogether in 2028 that they wouldn't actually dare to oppose him.
I am constantly amazed that prisons and jails, long considered drains of public money, suddenly become profit centers when taken over by private interests.
The ability to imprison a human being for criminal behavior is one of the most serious responsibilities of our system of government. It should, as such, never be placed in the hands of those who profit from making sure that their facilities stay full.
In solitary, how will the Tates like being alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvB-gQCtkOo
/ 1987 Heart tune
I guess I'm a gluten for M&M. Just checked my brokerage account. I'm only about $3,000
down. But if the creek don't rise, I be a shittin' in Tall Cotton by Thanksgiving. Uh, yep!
Does the bottle of barbecue sauce I want to send to his Fine Young Cannibal roomie need to fit the TSA 3-1-1 rule for liquids?
Obscure World Cup trivia, because that's how Wonkettes rolls:
"Do you like Messi?" is a standard, hilariously awkward pickup line used by girls in kdramas (Korean romcoms) to flirt with a guy they're crushing on.
It’s Maga over here, iz you Maga
TLDR: Tate's Comms Team is posting that dumb SHU-Shit. Or its Nick Shirley, Butt-Boy Intern.
AND THIS TIME BOY O GOLLY DO I MEAN IT THIS TIME BOOM! I'M SAYING BOOM BOOM! SPLATTER! BOOM!!!
Trump warns of return to ‘strong military action’ if Iran diplomacy fails --The Guardian
The end of a long and beautiful civilization, I tell you.
He's laughing at how simple and effective this is, I'm sure he dreamt of this before he first ran.
...until he backs down again and gives them whatever they want.
I believe the timeline of the past week goes something like:
Trump: We will destroy a bridge or power plant in Iran for every boat they hit!
Iran: mine takes out oil tanker
Trump: We need space to give negotiations a chance
Iran: there are no negotiations
He’s got a whole fistful pf cyclospora infested lettuce and he knows how to use it!
Dump time... Pump on the weekend.
While we wait, when was the last time you heard this gem?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0&ra=m
A couple weeks ago. But I do like it (not that I'm obsessed with it, or anything like that).
I don't remember exactly but fairly recently. It was likely in a movie soundtrack or something.
First and last just now.
I remember it getting a lot of airplay back in the day.
I heard this in the locker room at the gym today
https://youtu.be/PeMvMNpvB5M?si=9K0EOVYpdszJxydy
A classic
Love it!
Oh poor guy. Give that man an extra slice of detention loaf tonight.
With gub'mint cheese!
I believe subsidized government cheese was cut by doge. Gotta love it when they hit one of their own.
Where's Arpaio when you need him?
Yeah, at least he gets you out in the open air.
In 100 degree heat.
Buck fourteen or gtfo.
But does he still get a substack page?
Is my watch wrong?
No, just bullshitting you.
Did you ask it?
It says half past the freckle (as my dad used to say)
""... past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls " was how I heard it.
Three hairs past a freckle, was my parents one.
The midnight post has thrown everything off.
"Do we not now wander through an endless nothingness?"
- Nietzsche
Dok might have set the open thread to post at 4:20 mountain time.
He equates being American with having drinkable water?
Bless his heart.
Flint, MI is on lines 1 through 100,000.
The Nestle CEO said that water isn't a right. At least water that won't kill you.
You've gotta pay for that shit.
The invisible hand of the free market say's water ain't free.
Uber’s software department has a catchphrase that they repeated frequently during a recruiting event: “As reliable as running water.” (I was there for the mockery)
Dude. You are in Palo Alto. East Palo Alto is right next to you. *Their running water is not reliable*. Not to mention Flint being big news at the time.
I'm not sure he has enough fans capable of writing for them to send him "thousands of letters."
I mean, you've got to find some paper and a pen, scrounge up an envelope, go buy a stamp and find one of those boxes to stuff the envelope in.
I'm not sure many of his fans can write.
Schools in the UK really got fucked by the Tories over the last 20 years.
Maybe somebody will send him a cake with a file baked into it.
Or maybe somebody will send him a cake with the Epstein Files baked into it.
Andrew Tate trying to generate a Miracle on 34th Street style thousands of letters scene is exactly the dystopian imagery that belongs in this f'ed up timeline.
"Barron Trump ought to be brought before Congress to testify about his relationship with the Tates, given that it was reportedly his idea for the administration to assist them in coming over here"
Rot in prison, shithead...
/FFS
IT'S TRUE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN ONE FUCKING THING YET
Ousted GOP senator teases revolt against Trump: 'You ain't seen nothing yet'
"Now that I have no electoral prospects, I have suddenly developed a conscience."
How convenient.
Profiles In Courage
"Now I complain about Trump all the time, to my wife!"
(rimshot)
Whatever, if they'd do something.
Maybe AFTER the election. If they lose.
Even then, most of them will be fearful of his actually running for and getting a third term or just canceling elections altogether in 2028 that they wouldn't actually dare to oppose him.
I am constantly amazed that prisons and jails, long considered drains of public money, suddenly become profit centers when taken over by private interests.
It's amazing how that happens, huh? Hooray for capitalism.
The ability to imprison a human being for criminal behavior is one of the most serious responsibilities of our system of government. It should, as such, never be placed in the hands of those who profit from making sure that their facilities stay full.
That needs to the opening 'graph of a law ending for-profit detention of any kind.
I thought he was supposed to so "tough".
What a whiny little bitch!