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weejee's avatar

In solitary, how will the Tates like being alone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvB-gQCtkOo

/ 1987 Heart tune

goCatgo's avatar

I guess I'm a gluten for M&M. Just checked my brokerage account. I'm only about $3,000

down. But if the creek don't rise, I be a shittin' in Tall Cotton by Thanksgiving. Uh, yep!

Led Tassle's avatar

Does the bottle of barbecue sauce I want to send to his Fine Young Cannibal roomie need to fit the TSA 3-1-1 rule for liquids?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Obscure World Cup trivia, because that's how Wonkettes rolls:

"Do you like Messi?" is a standard, hilariously awkward pickup line used by girls in kdramas (Korean romcoms) to flirt with a guy they're crushing on.

455 Rocket Cat, Donkey > Uber's avatar

It’s Maga over here, iz you Maga

larry gassan's avatar

TLDR: Tate's Comms Team is posting that dumb SHU-Shit. Or its Nick Shirley, Butt-Boy Intern.

Hank Napkin's avatar

AND THIS TIME BOY O GOLLY DO I MEAN IT THIS TIME BOOM! I'M SAYING BOOM BOOM! SPLATTER! BOOM!!!

Trump warns of return to ‘strong military action’ if Iran diplomacy fails --The Guardian

Yopi's avatar

The end of a long and beautiful civilization, I tell you.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's laughing at how simple and effective this is, I'm sure he dreamt of this before he first ran.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

...until he backs down again and gives them whatever they want.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

I believe the timeline of the past week goes something like:

Trump: We will destroy a bridge or power plant in Iran for every boat they hit!

Iran: mine takes out oil tanker

Trump: We need space to give negotiations a chance

Iran: there are no negotiations

GH Swell's avatar

He’s got a whole fistful pf cyclospora infested lettuce and he knows how to use it!

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Dump time... Pump on the weekend.

Tetman Callis's avatar

A couple weeks ago. But I do like it (not that I'm obsessed with it, or anything like that).

Joe Z's avatar

I don't remember exactly but fairly recently. It was likely in a movie soundtrack or something.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

First and last just now.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I remember it getting a lot of airplay back in the day.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Oh poor guy. Give that man an extra slice of detention loaf tonight.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

I believe subsidized government cheese was cut by doge. Gotta love it when they hit one of their own.

tek's avatar

Where's Arpaio when you need him?

Shane Donnell's avatar

Yeah, at least he gets you out in the open air.

Shane Donnell's avatar

Buck fourteen or gtfo.

GH Swell's avatar

But does he still get a substack page?

tek's avatar

Is my watch wrong?

Shane Donnell's avatar

No, just bullshitting you.

tek's avatar
11mEdited

It says half past the freckle (as my dad used to say)

Shane Donnell's avatar

""... past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls " was how I heard it.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Three hairs past a freckle, was my parents one.

MRK's avatar

The midnight post has thrown everything off.

Shane Donnell's avatar

"Do we not now wander through an endless nothingness?"

- Nietzsche

Pub Option's avatar

Dok might have set the open thread to post at 4:20 mountain time.

Jamoche's avatar

He equates being American with having drinkable water?

Bless his heart.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Flint, MI is on lines 1 through 100,000.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

The Nestle CEO said that water isn't a right. At least water that won't kill you.

You've gotta pay for that shit.

The invisible hand of the free market say's water ain't free.

Jamoche's avatar

Uber’s software department has a catchphrase that they repeated frequently during a recruiting event: “As reliable as running water.” (I was there for the mockery)

Dude. You are in Palo Alto. East Palo Alto is right next to you. *Their running water is not reliable*. Not to mention Flint being big news at the time.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I'm not sure he has enough fans capable of writing for them to send him "thousands of letters."

I mean, you've got to find some paper and a pen, scrounge up an envelope, go buy a stamp and find one of those boxes to stuff the envelope in.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm not sure many of his fans can write.

Schools in the UK really got fucked by the Tories over the last 20 years.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Maybe somebody will send him a cake with a file baked into it.

Or maybe somebody will send him a cake with the Epstein Files baked into it.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Andrew Tate trying to generate a Miracle on 34th Street style thousands of letters scene is exactly the dystopian imagery that belongs in this f'ed up timeline.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"Barron Trump ought to be brought before Congress to testify about his relationship with the Tates, given that it was reportedly his idea for the administration to assist them in coming over here"

Rot in prison, shithead...

/FFS

Hank Napkin's avatar

IT'S TRUE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN ONE FUCKING THING YET

Ousted GOP senator teases revolt against Trump: 'You ain't seen nothing yet'

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Now that I have no electoral prospects, I have suddenly developed a conscience."

How convenient.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Profiles In Courage

Antifa Commander's avatar

"Now I complain about Trump all the time, to my wife!"

noname's avatar

Whatever, if they'd do something.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Maybe AFTER the election. If they lose.

Even then, most of them will be fearful of his actually running for and getting a third term or just canceling elections altogether in 2028 that they wouldn't actually dare to oppose him.

Menotsure's avatar

I am constantly amazed that prisons and jails, long considered drains of public money, suddenly become profit centers when taken over by private interests.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

It's amazing how that happens, huh? Hooray for capitalism.

Menotsure's avatar

The ability to imprison a human being for criminal behavior is one of the most serious responsibilities of our system of government. It should, as such, never be placed in the hands of those who profit from making sure that their facilities stay full.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

That needs to the opening 'graph of a law ending for-profit detention of any kind.

One Salty Beach 🌊 🇺🇸 💙's avatar

I thought he was supposed to so "tough".

What a whiny little bitch!