The only difference between Fatou and me in salad-eating technique is that I'm shoveling it in with a fork. It's the same lettuce-hanging-out-the-mouth thing, though.
My question is are they now asking for funds appropriations to build this goddamn monstrosity? It will only hold 1000 people whereas the WCD had 2400 people in a ballroom that hold 2500. Plus he wants to build a full on bunker with functioning hospital. The point of the bunker is to secure the top people until they can be ferried to someplace safer. Not to hunker in when the villagers come at them with torches and pitchforks but that sounds like what they want to do here.
Like someone here said a while back, there are so many logistical problems with the current "design" of the ballroom – car drop-off, security screening, loading docks, refuse removal, lighting trusses rigged to the ceiling – it will never be built.
Patricia Heaton saying “I didn’t call Obama dangerous” is not the flex she thinks it is. Obama wasn’t trying to gut democracy with a steak knife and a merch table. Trump is not being called fascist because liberals skipped breakfast. He is being called fascist because the shoe fits, goose-steps, and keeps filing legal briefs.
Blessed are the people who know the difference between losing an election and watching a wannabe strongman turn the country into a clearance rack dictatorship.
And ya know, her family is from Cleveland, a blue oasis in a red desert. Her brother was a "culture" columnist at The Plain Dealer. His wit and talent for skewering the pompous status quo were legendary. Needless to say, his views were very far to the left of his sister's. Another family that would have had interesting holiday gatherings.
From the DoJ filing: “But, because it is DONALD J. TRUMP, a highly successful real estate developer, who has abilities that others don’t, especially those who assume the Office of President,..."
Or-Aange, sent to Earth as an infant by his parents shortly before his home planet Klepto was destroyed, found and raised by kindly tenement landlord Fred Trump and his wife, possesses powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Re HEATON. I don’t understand how that vile woman makes a living in the public arena. I have vowed never to view anything she is associated with, at least until she reads her favorite passage from Mein Kampf at the televised funeral for Hair Furor.
Gotta make this comment whenever getting rid of Bibi (PLEEEEASE?!) comes up. Around 82% of Israelis (the poll is from 2025) want to get rid of the Palestinians completely. I don’t know how that breaks down with support of Amalek. But anyone who thinks this genocide is a one-man operation is kidding themselves at best and complicit at worst. It will take a total and drastic change in Zionism to end this atrocity, and I don’t see that happening in Israel OR USA.
Patricia might want to send a similar message to felon-47, who makes some rather unsavory remarks as well. He celebrated Mueller’s death. He responded in remarkably callous fashion to the murders of Rob Reiner and his wife in December. Despite complaining about the left making Nazi comparisons, he in 2017 compared the intelligence community to “Nazi Germany,” and in 2024 called former President Joe Biden’s team a “Gestapo administration.”
Despite complaining about the left calling him a “fascist,” he spent years using that word against his foes. He made light of a hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband that left him with a fractured skull and other serious injuries. He mused about “Second Amendment people” blocking Hillary Clinton from appointing judges. He reposted video of a supporter saying, “The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.” He reposted a message from a supporter warning about people rising up to “physically fight” for Trump. He praised a convoy of supporters who dangerously surrounded Biden’s campaign bus in 2020.
He praised Montana’s governor for assaulting a reporter.
He has repeatedly raised hypotheticals in which his supporters rise up in justified violence.
These are just a few things we've heard during his tenure.
I don't know if Patricia Heaton called Obama a fascist, dangerous, or a threat to democracy but the conservative media sure as fuck did. Every goddam day for 8 years.
Heh-heh-heh... 69. But like seriously, that's how old Fatou (hed gif gorilla) is this year. https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/fatou-celebrates-69
And here is your hed gif: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/72c5c87d-ac3f-4858-b59f-59ac91d22053
I bought a three-pack of romaine, forgetting that the spouse would be traveling for three weeks. And now I *am* Fatou.
Happiest birthday to him. He wears that silverback well.
The Gorilla roars
and beats his chest
to let you know
that he’s the best
It's her birthday? Team Taurus!!
Nice...
69? Still a kid to this geezer.
Lookin’ good at 69, Fatou!
Happity Birfdee, Mr. Go-Rilla!
Eat well!
🧁
Trying to rhyme with sixty nine
Has me walk a real fine line
I don't want to cast aspersions
On Fatou's old age diversions
Glad to see her fat and merry and
Thriving as an ape sextarian
"Merry and"
"sextarian"
Stunning
Thanks.
I wrote a piece of doggerel many years ago rhyming "bartenderina" with "beach sand verbena". I got a groan from the audience.
Been there.
Still can’t count to 70 without cracking a smile.
Don't mess with Madame Fatou! She can be a crotchety old bint!
Misplaced non-comment goes here.
Nice.
The only difference between Fatou and me in salad-eating technique is that I'm shoveling it in with a fork. It's the same lettuce-hanging-out-the-mouth thing, though.
I don't want her.
You can have her.
She's Fatou for me.
Here's to Fatou!
Everyone who didn't go there thinks Texas Tech isn't a real school, and haven't for many decades. Even other Texans!
Well, I called it. Pedo47 got his lawyers to file a brief saying the shooting attempt means he gets to have his ballroom.
Hey, remember when Google’s mission statement was “Don’t be evil?”
Wonder why they dropped that?🤔
This is thrilling about Tori Amos
I am thrilled
And can't wait to hear what she has to say
My question is are they now asking for funds appropriations to build this goddamn monstrosity? It will only hold 1000 people whereas the WCD had 2400 people in a ballroom that hold 2500. Plus he wants to build a full on bunker with functioning hospital. The point of the bunker is to secure the top people until they can be ferried to someplace safer. Not to hunker in when the villagers come at them with torches and pitchforks but that sounds like what they want to do here.
Like someone here said a while back, there are so many logistical problems with the current "design" of the ballroom – car drop-off, security screening, loading docks, refuse removal, lighting trusses rigged to the ceiling – it will never be built.
Patricia Heaton saying “I didn’t call Obama dangerous” is not the flex she thinks it is. Obama wasn’t trying to gut democracy with a steak knife and a merch table. Trump is not being called fascist because liberals skipped breakfast. He is being called fascist because the shoe fits, goose-steps, and keeps filing legal briefs.
Blessed are the people who know the difference between losing an election and watching a wannabe strongman turn the country into a clearance rack dictatorship.
Fuck Patty Heaton, the sanctimonious bitch.
And ya know, her family is from Cleveland, a blue oasis in a red desert. Her brother was a "culture" columnist at The Plain Dealer. His wit and talent for skewering the pompous status quo were legendary. Needless to say, his views were very far to the left of his sister's. Another family that would have had interesting holiday gatherings.
From the DoJ filing: “But, because it is DONALD J. TRUMP, a highly successful real estate developer, who has abilities that others don’t, especially those who assume the Office of President,..."
Or-Aange, sent to Earth as an infant by his parents shortly before his home planet Klepto was destroyed, found and raised by kindly tenement landlord Fred Trump and his wife, possesses powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
He fights a never-ending battle for graft, malfeasance, and the Putinian Way.
Re HEATON. I don’t understand how that vile woman makes a living in the public arena. I have vowed never to view anything she is associated with, at least until she reads her favorite passage from Mein Kampf at the televised funeral for Hair Furor.
Everything is better with Monkeys, Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕
OMG! Thee Rachel Maddow shouted out Dominic on her show last night!
About 10 minutes in...
https://youtu.be/34OkaWRQ7D0?si=WHOyNkuNv2rA4O1w
Gotta make this comment whenever getting rid of Bibi (PLEEEEASE?!) comes up. Around 82% of Israelis (the poll is from 2025) want to get rid of the Palestinians completely. I don’t know how that breaks down with support of Amalek. But anyone who thinks this genocide is a one-man operation is kidding themselves at best and complicit at worst. It will take a total and drastic change in Zionism to end this atrocity, and I don’t see that happening in Israel OR USA.
Add the settlers, and those that support them, and there are a LOT of assholes in Israel.
Patricia might want to send a similar message to felon-47, who makes some rather unsavory remarks as well. He celebrated Mueller’s death. He responded in remarkably callous fashion to the murders of Rob Reiner and his wife in December. Despite complaining about the left making Nazi comparisons, he in 2017 compared the intelligence community to “Nazi Germany,” and in 2024 called former President Joe Biden’s team a “Gestapo administration.”
Despite complaining about the left calling him a “fascist,” he spent years using that word against his foes. He made light of a hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband that left him with a fractured skull and other serious injuries. He mused about “Second Amendment people” blocking Hillary Clinton from appointing judges. He reposted video of a supporter saying, “The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.” He reposted a message from a supporter warning about people rising up to “physically fight” for Trump. He praised a convoy of supporters who dangerously surrounded Biden’s campaign bus in 2020.
He praised Montana’s governor for assaulting a reporter.
He has repeatedly raised hypotheticals in which his supporters rise up in justified violence.
These are just a few things we've heard during his tenure.
We know. They know. It's all projection, all the way down with MAGAts.
I don't know if Patricia Heaton called Obama a fascist, dangerous, or a threat to democracy but the conservative media sure as fuck did. Every goddam day for 8 years.
Cue Monty Python-
"There is no cannibalism in the Russian Army. And when I say none, I mean hardly any."