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102415's avatar

And I'm going on an eating tour of lower east side on that same day in NYC where I live but my friend wants to go and needs to have me along to eat and eat until we need to lie down. How's that for moral decline. I know there will be pickles I just hope that there is beer and ice cream too.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If I was God, I'd be saving up some REALLY special weather for these Talibaggers.

Just sayin'.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That, and a special appearance by the "Mary Magdalenes" pro mud wrestling team.

(Let he who is without santorum cast the first stone.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe He's stumped. I can hear Him now: "Wait ... they did WHAT???"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suspect there are far too many money-changers in the new Dallas stadium. God only knows where He's hagning out these days.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>In Joel, God calls on the Israelites to come together in a "sacred assembly" with "fasting, with weeping and with mourning." Perry said Americans should do the same at the gathering at Reliant Stadium...</i> Looking at his supporters, I think the "fasting" part is what's keeping them away.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT but sad news...RIP Bill Morrissey: <a href="http://www.billmorrissey.net/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.billmorrissey.net/">http://www.billmorrissey.ne...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"International House of Prayer"

I don't know why, but this made me laugh.

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MissusBarry's avatar

A plague on all your stadia.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>which is mathematically many less than the 71,000 or so people</i>

Not by Fux standards. It could be as high as % 172, depending on which partisan hack intern is on the graphics computer that day.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes, but they'll only be selling Jesus wafers and Blood of Christ smoothies.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

However, by the time ClusterFox covers the event with video shots of the crowd at a Cowboys' playoff game a full house will be reported.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>Openly and deeply religious, Texas Gov. Rick Perry</blockquote>

Openly I'll buy. Deeply, I don't think so.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That show is better if you're really high. Thank you for that.

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