"God's favorite candidate" Rick Perry is apparently not "everyone else's favorite candidate" to throw a fringe right-wing Biblehumper block party, as it turns out: only 8,000 tragic souls have signed up for Perry's "The Response" rally on Saturday, which is mathematically many less than the 71,000 or so people that fit in the gigantic football stadium where he's holding it. Has America suddenly lost its appetite for asking God to solve its problems? Did an entire day of Rick Perry weeping and speaking in tongues while a cabal of hate-mongering evangelical pastors grown in jars under Pat Buchanan's bed fling spittle full of damnation and hellfire at everyone just sound like
And I'm going on an eating tour of lower east side on that same day in NYC where I live but my friend wants to go and needs to have me along to eat and eat until we need to lie down. How's that for moral decline. I know there will be pickles I just hope that there is beer and ice cream too.
<i>In Joel, God calls on the Israelites to come together in a &quot;sacred assembly&quot; with &quot;fasting, with weeping and with mourning.&quot; Perry said Americans should do the same at the gathering at Reliant Stadium...</i> Looking at his supporters, I think the &quot;fasting&quot; part is what&#039;s keeping them away.
Not my problem.
-Christ
And I&#039;m going on an eating tour of lower east side on that same day in NYC where I live but my friend wants to go and needs to have me along to eat and eat until we need to lie down. How&#039;s that for moral decline. I know there will be pickles I just hope that there is beer and ice cream too.
If I was God, I&#039;d be saving up some REALLY special weather for these Talibaggers.
Just sayin&#039;.
The YouTubes, for sure.
That, and a special appearance by the &quot;Mary Magdalenes&quot; pro mud wrestling team.
(Let he who is without santorum cast the first stone.)
Maybe He&#039;s stumped. I can hear Him now: &quot;Wait ... they did WHAT???&quot;
I suspect there are far too many money-changers in the new Dallas stadium. God only knows where He&#039;s hagning out these days.
<i>In Joel, God calls on the Israelites to come together in a &quot;sacred assembly&quot; with &quot;fasting, with weeping and with mourning.&quot; Perry said Americans should do the same at the gathering at Reliant Stadium...</i> Looking at his supporters, I think the &quot;fasting&quot; part is what&#039;s keeping them away.
OT but sad news...RIP Bill Morrissey: <a href="http://www.billmorrissey.net/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.billmorrissey.net/">http://www.billmorrissey.ne...
&quot;International House of Prayer&quot;
I don&#039;t know why, but this made me laugh.
A plague on all your stadia.
<i>which is mathematically many less than the 71,000 or so people</i>
Not by Fux standards. It could be as high as % 172, depending on which partisan hack intern is on the graphics computer that day.
Yes, but they&#039;ll only be selling Jesus wafers and Blood of Christ smoothies.
However, by the time ClusterFox covers the event with video shots of the crowd at a Cowboys&#039; playoff game a full house will be reported.
<blockquote>Openly and deeply religious, Texas Gov. Rick Perry</blockquote>
Openly I&#039;ll buy. Deeply, I don&#039;t think so.
That show is better if you&#039;re really high. Thank you for that.