“I do know from the Blanche Department of Justice that they are investigating the entire Omar family,” Comer said Wednesday, adding that he believed "her husband committed fraud."
Never mind the rampant, actual fraud happening right in front of us , lets investigate a female Democrat.
“Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT???” he wrote Wednesday on Truth Social. “Like America itself, it would be ‘hotter’ than ever before!”
A new convention, well Grindr futures should be up. So they've got that going for them.
When you have a 34x felonious conman sex predator as your party's leader, and he has an ego the size of Antares that needs coddling, you're going to get these endless attempts to make "fetch" happen.
Ta, Evan. As I said farther down, it's a safe bet that That Thing in the Offal Office has already told the RNC, RSCC, and RCCC to withhold campaign funds from anyone who dares not to show.
>>[Trump is] frantically screaming that if James Talarico wins in Texas, “I will be the last Republican president and our country will live in hell!”
Two things. 1) Don't threaten me with a good time, and 2) I already live in Texas and I can't imagine Hell being much worse.
Slight aside, thanks to you fine folks I heard of the voter suppression stuff and already checked to make sure I'm registered for this election. I voted in the primary, and nothing changed since then.
Meanwhile, in while we MUST win back congress;
“I do know from the Blanche Department of Justice that they are investigating the entire Omar family,” Comer said Wednesday, adding that he believed "her husband committed fraud."
Never mind the rampant, actual fraud happening right in front of us , lets investigate a female Democrat.
Braim Klezmer Tmie!! One more before I go back to bed and do more weed.
Clark Monster was happily lounging and doing his judging from The Judgement Box when Lewis suddenly jumped up and Blitzkrieged him but good.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!1_tj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F8b769d3a-10f4-4100-909a-4b8314db1458%2F5d36336c-fda9-41ac-8fd6-a7f054d6fd6c.jpeg
Clark's WTF did I do to deserve this look is classic.
OR 'SLEEPY WATERWAY'?
“Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT???” he wrote Wednesday on Truth Social. “Like America itself, it would be ‘hotter’ than ever before!”
I think we _should_ call it Trump Strait. It’s the best way to remind the world who exactly fucked it all up.
Fret, fret, fret that midterm vote
Bluff, puff, and fluff and if you lie yourself to death
Tell Orangina the Golden Calf that you love to see his taint
But you just gotta dodge this one big grift event
Erica Kirk can’t go because she’ll be “mourning” the first anniversary of Charlie’s passing.
Her leather pants are at the dry cleaners.
She has to practice her deep panting while soullessly staring with eyes wider than Ka$h that day (and every day)
A new convention, well Grindr futures should be up. So they've got that going for them.
When you have a 34x felonious conman sex predator as your party's leader, and he has an ego the size of Antares that needs coddling, you're going to get these endless attempts to make "fetch" happen.
Beyond Antares according to Lt Uhura
"BE SURE TO STOP BY THE TIC-TAC SHOP ON YOUR WAY IN/OUT"
This isn't the reboot of Best Little Whorehouse in Texas I was looking forward to.
‘Meanwhile Tim Burchett is like heeeeeeenghhhh? “It’s $25,000, apparently — I just got a bill,” said Burchett.‘
Burchett and the others should say, “oh, we got a bill” and just do what Trump does and ignore it.
Need kindling? Door stops? https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mq6rdomjds27
The latest example of Melania dropping her price.
A president visiting Dallas?
*Bites tongue
"Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you."
Gassy knoll.
Ta, Evan. As I said farther down, it's a safe bet that That Thing in the Offal Office has already told the RNC, RSCC, and RCCC to withhold campaign funds from anyone who dares not to show.
It's "Offal Orifice." FTFY!!
Don’t threaten us with a good time.
Flat-out abuse. YOU FUCKERS WANTED THIS. NOW YOU GET TO EAT THE SHIT SANDWICH TOO.
>>[Trump is] frantically screaming that if James Talarico wins in Texas, “I will be the last Republican president and our country will live in hell!”
Two things. 1) Don't threaten me with a good time, and 2) I already live in Texas and I can't imagine Hell being much worse.
Slight aside, thanks to you fine folks I heard of the voter suppression stuff and already checked to make sure I'm registered for this election. I voted in the primary, and nothing changed since then.
Right on.
"House Appropriations Chair Tom Cole said he is not attending because he has a dove-hunting event back home in Oklahoma"
DOVE hunting? Time for classic mood music:
Prince and the Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE
Google AI: "Dove season in Oklahoma runs from September 1 through October 31, and again from December 1 through December 29"
Yeah, can't reschedule that dove hunting event for some other time.
It's a damn good thing it ends on Halloweener. Do you realize how many doves it takes to make even a paltry Thanksgiving dinner?
“JD Vance's roundtable will cost $75,000 per person.”
It’ll be $150,000 if you don’t want to sit near Vance.
Noice.
"Couches eat free!"
Same as downtown.
This is another example of Trump's weird "strange attractor" effect. Grifts of every imaginable shape and size spin up around him.