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Dave Zimny's avatar

Yes, the Mad King actually called the Iran invasion an "excursion." Not difficult to explain: some flunky tried to get Trump to call it an "incursion" (a distinction without a difference), and the faulty word completion software in Trump's brain just flipped the prefix. Another day, another excursion on the English language...

Susan E. Wigget's avatar

I know from firsthand experience that narcissists and narcissistic sociopaths are so arrogant and entitled, they treat you like shit and in return expect you to do them favors--even bend over backwards for them. I have a history of people-pleasing those parasites, but that's over. Byyeeee!

Alternative Dog's avatar

I'm sorry to see my country being destroyed but I'm glad to see world leaders telling TFG to fuck off.

Kirsty Gnome - Scutum Americæ's avatar

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a testy Oval Office meeting on Tuesday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected Donald J. Trump’s desperate pleas for military aid.

Referring to Iran’s ability to shut down the Strait of Hormuz, Zelenskyy said, “Iran has cards. You don’t have any cards.”

“You’re gambling with World War III,” he added.

Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”

Kirsty Gnome - Scutum Americæ's avatar

"Besides, we're already helping Ukraine."

~ Starmer

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Trump told reporters at a White House event. “The level of enthusiasm matters to me.”

Why does that sound like something he told Epstein about the underage girls he wanted?

Antifa Commander's avatar

Ugh. Upfisted with the proverbial ten-foot pole.

Sherry's avatar

I’m laughing my ass off at how the rest of the world has zero problem saying hell no. Good for them. Maybe he’s got a great gang of bullies to back him up here but the rest of the world will not sit back and hold their beer while they say. “Y’all watch this.”

Actions actually have consequences elsewhere in the world.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

So will we have to come up with the equivalent of Freedom Fries for all those countries?

Kirsty Gnome - Scutum Americæ's avatar

Yeah, President [REDACTED] will probably start shooting off Tomahawks (or worse) in all directions, just like Iran.

mr_snarky's avatar

ingrates. i'm sure if one of these countries started a war on their own (without getting our input) trump would gladly provide resources to help them because america first amirite?!?!?!?!?!

Sherry's avatar

You’re funny.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Drumfenfuehrer will make an already bad situation considerably worse.

Shallow state's avatar

Begging, blustering, wheedling, threatening, pleading, insulting, boasting, sour-graping, complaining. It's the new weave.

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"Nobody wants to play with me!"

- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Cincinnatus's avatar

"National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent resigned on Tuesday in protest of President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, now in its third week. “I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby,” Kent said in his resignation letter to Trump." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/national-counterterrorism-director-resigns-in-protest-of-trumps-iran-war_n_69b95e7de4b09852c2829c98

PropellerVigo's avatar

Shorter Joe Kent:

"Now that I've helped fuck it up and realize that I can't fix it, I'm cutting and running before the stink can settle into my clothing."

Sorry, resign before the invasion next time.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Well, at least we still have that 22 yo who heads up counterterrorism for DHS, so we should be safe.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Getting out before the attack/fallout?

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

It seems like this would be a good time to have someone in that position.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Heard a tightly edited clip on public radio the other night in which that asshole in the White House ™️ told a sir story that included a line for Trump in which he allegedly said," hey how about some minesweepers?"

Absolutely fucking pathetic. The tanker wore in the Gulf was 40 years ago. A child could tell you that Iran would use submarine mines. And the the pentagons shit show over the nearly 40-year development of littoral operations boats being so well known in the American military, industrial complex, and aging minesweeper fleet all in mothballs and ready for breaking, even Navy. Recruits knew that that was a challenge that needed working out before the ill-advised missile started raining down on Tehran.

And then the guy, who makes so much of being manly and smart and right, weaves a fictional story in which he admits his own otter failure. Pathetic.

Viole Falusche's avatar

Who would support some arsehole who slags Zelinskyy for sending him help?

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Your estranged cousin Ronnie who bought the Trump shoes, bible, and phone but hasn’t paid child support in three years.