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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"Why this poop-propelled ‘headless chicken monster’ is the ninja of the deep sea"

some times it is better not to know

Andrea's avatar

so much fancier than the one we had in the tank in the museum. It looked like a pink chewing gum cigar(old people reference)

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

it's body(?)/head(?) is ALL GONAD!!

is YOUR"S??

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Apparently I need to give this some thought

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

And here I was thinking, “What a cute puppy.”

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Cool...but why aren't they called sea zucchinis or sea courgettes?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Hey! I wore my pink shirt to work today! It's kismet!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Pink, not to say fuchsia, and damned proud of it!

The Golden Hamster's avatar

That reminds me, I have a bunch of land cucumbers that need pickling.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

From this day forward, they shall be known as land cucumbers.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

So do I. Our weirdly aggressive snails are chewing holes in mine.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Sheer will power. You will respect it.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

That reminds me, that jar of raspberry preserves has been in the fridge since COVID started. I better feed it.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

No kidding, it may be becoming angry with you!

Shocktreatment's avatar

Thinking about making a break for it...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh rats, I thought this was The Blood Clot the just has that one job.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Mmmmm. Laver bread and sea cucumber sandwiches.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Good for you, Pink Sea Cucumber for being proud. You are beautiful!

NatalyaSResists's avatar

I love her little "cape".

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

and then 'she' just FLIES AWAY

NatalyaSResists's avatar

Like the little underwater super hero (villain?) she is.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

li'l fractal feet

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I listened to this yesterday, it was a good primer on what the DSA is and is not. I found it very informative. Good information for anyone in your orbit saying DSA needs to run their own candidates- spoiler- the DSA is not a political party, but an organizing non-profit. This particular leader is from the NY organization, they are all local so you will find different chapters doing different things.

Yes, it is a link to a podcast but you can also try the transcript

https://pca.st/episode/54890443-119a-4593-afb6-8d715e4ac221

Here's the blurb about the episode:

Garrison talks with Grace Mausser, co-chair of the New York City chapter of DSA, about the chapter’s on-the-ground organizing strategy, DSA’s relationship to the democratic party, and what their electoral wins could mean for building working class power.

Arachne's avatar

The ICE watchdog app ICE breaker is a single developer's work. He's got a small (7.5 k) go fund me going. Consider thowing a few Ameros his way

https://gofund.me/7c57dbf2b

James's avatar

GAH! From The New Republic’s TNR Blue Book:

JOHN CORNYN DOES HIS SUSAN COLLINS IMITATION: The Texas senator yesterday, on Todd Blanche’s promise to kill the slush fund: "In this case, we have no alternative but to take his word for it."

THE FUCK YOU SAY SENATOR! YOUR FUCKING ALTERNATIVE IS NOT TO CONFIRM DONALD FUCKING TRUMP’S PERSONAL DEFENSE LAWYER! WHY IS THIS HARD??

OG Blockhead's avatar

Just met David Crowley, the other person in the WI dem gov primary and he is impressive. First black Milwaukee county executive at age 33. He has real charisma.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Everything trump touches...

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱, 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/04/politics/white-house-helipad-disassembly

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Another no bid contract?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Mrs LS pointed this out to me ... uh ... I can't even with this stupid today.

Anzu's avatar

Every time I see Max Miller I get confused because that's also the name of the host of Tasting History.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Governor Hinojosa? Hell yeah!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I sent her some $$$ the other day - the race is not well-known but i really want her to win - the woman who cuts my hair knows her and told me about her

Spotts1701's avatar

The Tate brothers' lawyer is breathlessly screaming on X that if his clients get extradited to the UK they will be executed.

One slight problem - the UK abolished the death penalty for all crimes in 1998.

Mr blob's avatar

Definitely what a lawyer is supposed to do when one is trying to claim your clients innocence……..

Rosy red ASS's avatar

The stupids who love them don't know that though!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗯𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3msbcogszk32p

aktlib101's avatar

Or, the control that billionaires' cash exerts over all members of Congress and the electoral process is at the core of most of our problems as a nation.

That, and the propaganda on TV, radio, and the internet, most of which is controlled by the same billionaires.

BosGrl's avatar

I had to laugh this year when we taught "checks and balances". By laugh, I mean I almost broke out in tears.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Are the Rs really going to confirm another broadly opposed and hated nominee? These morons really do hate America. And love losing. But hey, let’s make it as painful as possible.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. Tapper has that look on his face like he's getting ready to write another BS book about Biden in that video. How the hell are we all today?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Delighted to see that Social Democrats have taken Michigan.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I knew this was his MO but for some reason this popping up at my face this morning absolutely sent me into the stratosphere. I shouldn't speak ill of the dead but...I'm gonna anyway

Fuck that fucking fuck - Rebecca

https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly-lima-charlie/note/c-308580976

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't announce that he was dead at 12:01 this morning. I guess that would be too obvious. Maybe later this morning.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Imagine if you dedicated your entire career to serving your country and the job you end up with is making sure an feeble, deranged old man doesn’t get lost at the airport.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3msboruqz662d

BosGrl's avatar

Well, hell. https://www.ms.now/news/conditions-safety-uss-lincoln-iran-war

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲.

Spotts1701's avatar

Wouldn't shock me. We learned this lesson in WWII and in Vietnam - you have to rotate out capital ships if only to do maintenance and repair. Some things can't be fixed without a naval base or repair ship nearby.

BosGrl's avatar

"We love our troops!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

LOLOL ... that's not how the law works, Elno! https://bsky.app/profile/cyberleagle.bsky.social/post/3mscqs72m2s2m

Cross-border information notices again.

“… a question about jurisdiction. X’s position is that Australia’s authority stops at its border, and that a regulator in Canberra should not be able to post demands to an office in California.”

https://thenextweb.com/news/x-says-australias-under-16-crackdown-breaks-international-law

Mr blob's avatar

my company doesn’t even exist on land. It’s all data centers in the sky. Thats international waters……

*makes painfully awkward attempt to end the conversation like a rock star. Ends up looking like a 50 year old toddler showing how high he can jump

abbienormal's avatar

Just don't provide X in Australia. Problem solved. What a greedy, lying bastard.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And ignorant, also too. You sue where the company is headquartered ... of course Elno knows that.