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eddi-SABH's avatar

No alien lifeform is ever going to top the local talent for weirdness.

Ron Spangler's avatar

Fabulous creature

Hollysdower's avatar

At first I was like "Why is there a uterus jellyfish?"

Zyxomma's avatar

Superb coloration AND bioluminescence? A marvel!

tegrat's avatar

looks more like a sea sugar beet to me

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

The hed gif is going to haunt my dreams tonight. Looks like something out of Subnautica.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

When the sea cucumber lifts off, what I hear in my brain is, "Wheeeeeeeee!"

eo's avatar

I heard "It's time to flyyyyyyyyy!"

Menotsure's avatar

I know a cucumber when I see one. The guy who named that creepy thing was delusional.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL! It's a very large class of animals, and a good many of them do indeed look like cucumbers. They are worth writing a whole post about them, and I'll maybe get to that someday :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_cucumber

Antifa Commander's avatar

Do sea cucumbers make for yummy sea pickles, or nah?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Probably not this species, but there are several species of sea cuke that are delicacies, particularly in Asian cultures. Although... I think sauced rather than pickled. I'm not sure.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I'm going to spend the rest of my life not finding out.

Ron Spangler's avatar

I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting pickled AND sauced!

Mavenmaven's avatar

At first glance I thought it was RFKJ's brain worm

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Good point. Maybe they're cousins.

Hollysdower's avatar

Maybe his underwater brainworm cousin sends him distress signals, like fish do to Aquaman. But RFK is too stupid to interpret them, so whenever he gets one, he dives into the nearest pond of raw sewage to try to understand them better.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Gross but most likely accurate

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I'm of the belief that the sea cucumber is smart enough so that it would have nothing to do with anything related to RFKjerk.

helenasgarden's avatar

Oh so beautiful. A dynamic, billowing work of art. I know what I like. Would buy.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Their color is extraordinary!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"Why this poop-propelled ‘headless chicken monster’ is the ninja of the deep sea"

some times it is better not to know

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Now you've got me thinking about the 1937 'Chicken Heart' episode of the fabulous old 'Lights Out' radio show. https://archive.org/details/lights-out-1943-04-20-29-kill/Lights+Out+1937-03-10+(40)+Chicken+Heart.mp3

Andrea's avatar

so much fancier than the one we had in the tank in the museum. It looked like a pink chewing gum cigar(old people reference)

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I gave out those pink chewing gum cigars when my daughters were born.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

it's body(?)/head(?) is ALL GONAD!!

is YOUR"S??

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Apparently I need to give this some thought

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

And here I was thinking, “What a cute puppy.”

Pam (D-PA)'s avatar

"What’s more, evangelicals, whose pastors do not always attend seminary, have long showcased a 'suspicion of education' and the 'educated elite,' Griffith said. That skepticism could extend to figures such as James, Garriott and Talarico — all of whom have earned or are pursuing a Master of Divinity, as typically required by their denominations for ordination."

Exactly.

My daughter is a minister in the United Church of Christ. She was in seminary for three years after undergrad, earning her M.Div. She had to learn about other religions than Christianity because she is also a board certified hospital chaplain. She learned to read the Bible in Greek. She knows when someone is misinterpreting it.

These "pastors," as far as I have seen, are either self-described pastors or some yokels who went to "Bible School."

For example, Franklin Graham has an AS and a BA. No divinity degree.

Joel Osteen went to Oral Roberts University for one year as a radio and television communications student, then dropped out. That's it. Yet he calls himself a pastor.

Greg Laurie FOUNDED a church AT THE AGE OF 19. Today that church, Harvest Christian Fellowship, is one of the largest churches in the US. Laurie is still its "pastor." He has an honorary doctorate degree from Biola University and another one from Azusa Pacific University. Honorary my ass.

There are some others who do have masters and doctorate degrees. Usually those are ordained within mainline churches.

Those I can respect, because I have seen the hard work that's required beyond just the M.Div in order to be ordained in a mainline church. And to become a board certified chaplain requires even more work.

These other guys who call themselves "pastors?" No respect at all for them.

And, yes, I'm a little bitter that the yahoos who named THEMSELVES "pastors" get to use that term, and their ignorance gets conflated with the hard work my daughter has completed. Grrrr.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Vote Blue, No Matter Who. It's a lot easier when they are up for a fight.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Yay for my main man, Ron Wyden! He followed the money and found found truth that really hurts big banks and convicted rapists.

Ron Spangler's avatar

"Are we arresting National Guardspeople in their front yards because they are being critical of weird ICE deployment, or because they “assaulted” another National Guardspeople earlier but somehow there aren’t any charges? Guess we’ll never know. (NPR)"

America, land of the free, free to the power of the people in uniform....

https://youtu.be/_SFUTiPoLNY?si=svap6S2jOczugn7e

Ron Spangler's avatar

I was on the radio the day after the 2016 election. This track was on the playlist, and I told the loyal listeners of the Peoples Republik of Cambridge that I thought Trump would be better for punk rock than Reagan had been. (I was wrong about that. Turns out the kids were all jaded.)

https://track-blaster.com/wmbr/playlist.php?id=24975

Ron Spangler's avatar

Judge Jeannie is the new head of the Board of Peace and second FIFA Peace Prize winner! No one will ever have nuclear weapons again!

What A Debacle's avatar

They weren't drug dealers. They were drug mules. And no, they weren't "humble fishermen". Not with triple outboards that cost $50k US each.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I misread this very colorful post and for a second pondered the notion of a Hyatt Regency in WINDSOR, MASS. I'm fine (more or less) now.

Queroloustwo's avatar

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV but doesn't the legal principle of scienter apply in the case of that poor woman from Houston? https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/scienter

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That killing of the medevac airplane crew is disgusting. The cover-up is also disgusting, Pete!! FAA remained mute. I wonder what they told the families. It was either a lie, or another lie about top secrecy. Probably paid them off too, along with a signed NDA.

Madeleine's avatar

Does poor Ms Brunner have a GoFundMe to pay her legal expenses and get her life back after Ken Paxton ruined it all?

JR's avatar

Surprising to see the urban Wayne & adjacent counties go Stevens and the bible-belty western rural ones go Abdul. Even super Dutch-bible Ottawa. And the northwest LP, many wealthy second-homers hang there, it's one of MI's more touristy spots, maybe lotta libs own their biz there. No question this will be the Big Watch for November. And ME, but Jackson's not a muslim.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

OT but not. Gen. Bonespurs is so wrong. Patton had no medals and is wearing a Russian uniform. MacArthur is demoted to British Army corporal and is wearing an enlisted soldier's hat not the “Philippine Field Marshal’s cap” that he designed for himself and always wore. Big LOL. Bet those two big shots are rolling over in their graves.

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/6a72e15b1b00002b0b93a1f0.jpg?ops=scalefit_1440&format=webp

eo's avatar

So Republicans are cool with stolen valor now?

Melissa Hodgkins's avatar

All fingers crossed for Hinojosa. With no term limits for governor in Texas, incumbent governors have a huge advantage, because mega right wing donors are determined to protect their long term gains derived from their lackeys (Abbott & Dan Patrick are the lackiest lackeys possible). The lack of equitable representation that reflects the actual beliefs, identities & economic realities of many Texans has become an oppressive disconnect in my state.

Karen Scofield's avatar

It's always a good day with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍

CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

5000 National Guards sent to DC to walk around and harass its residents. Yet Dum Dum and some of his accomplices obstructed calling the National Guards on Jan. 6. It's disgusting. Sue baby Sue. Do the National Guards even have qualified immunity?