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SullivanSt's avatar

Needs moar ", see?"

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SullivanSt's avatar

I've always felt that Al Zawahiri should have been enemy #1 even before Bin Laden went to his fishy bed. Sure OBL had the money and made the videos, but it was Zawahiri who distorted Islam in convincing enough a way as to draw thousands into bloody murderous terrorism.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Obama stole my bike!

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SullivanSt's avatar

We have to avoid worldwide disaster by starting global thermonuclear war.

Now, would anyone like to play tic tac toe?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Respect for the Office of The President" said no Tea Party member, ever.

Funny, should one of you Tea/Hatebaggers ever manage to hold this office, please do note the level of respect that you have shown yourselves to deserve...

That would be "none," for you comprehension-challenged Tea-treasonists.

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bobbert's avatar

That's declension, right?

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, stop at the continental edge.

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bobbert's avatar

At this point, you think NC can be embarrassed? Some of the residents, sure.

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bobbert's avatar

So he's an asshole, but also an asshole?

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bobbert's avatar

Um, last month, probably.

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bobbert's avatar

At least he didn't call him "Undesirable No. 1".

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Jared James's avatar

I have a spring break coming up, and a lighter. I'm sure I could come up with a blue jacket and grey pants from somewhere.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

His constituents must, obvs.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

And I think we doodoo.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I got a letter from the government the other day I opened and read it It said they were suckers They wanted me for their army or whatever.

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Jared James's avatar

This declaration is neither fast nor furious. He's hardly an Oathkeeper at all.

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