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Just to show how little I trust this buffoon to be honest I actually Googles to see if his uncle was really a professor at MIT.

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Big money from fossil fuel companies is my guess. Anyone have a money trail here?

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The difference is that cockroaches seem to thrive on that treatment.

Not sure about the Roach Motel, but I would suggest tenting and fumigating the White House when the Trumps move out.

Also, count the silverware.

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This is the way I feel. I know that everyone suffers from these natural disasters, but I don't want a penny of money that I work for to help the at least 50% of those clowns who vote for Republicans like it's the only thing they know.

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When they start spraying poison on me and kicking me in corners with pointy boots, then I'll begin to worry ; )

Also, Roach Motel...Trump Tower. Same same?

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"Evolution" implies at least a degree of progress. Have you seen our President lately?

They're going to outlive us, you know.

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Wait, are you inferring that we evolved from cockroaches?

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Worst of them? I think they are trying to become a new species. One that parasitises normal humans. The boys are just repellent, and Ivanka has some delusional ideas about ruling the US. It's not a competition - it's a contagion.

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Cheat on his wife? Probly.

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She is taking her course given how much garbage we have dumped on our planet.

Neither earth nor nature cares about the survival of humans as a species. They actually seem to prefer cockroaches.

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A holistic self sustaining micro environment.

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Fish and gerbils are there for when the cats get the munchies.

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That would depend on the share structure. It's not straight forward especially when rodentia are involved.

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This is from last year.

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Question: during a cold snap, do you all surround the queen and vibrate your wings so that the heat released by your wing muscles keeps her warm? Asking for a friend.

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I think some of it may have been renewed when Michael churned through.

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