North Carolina Done Trying To Inspect Your Pieces While You Poop: A Nice Time!
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North Carolina Done Trying To Inspect Your Pieces While You Poop: A Nice Time!
HOORAY! It is nicetimes! Transgender people in North Carolina can finally pee without some halfwit yokel demanding to compare the bits and the birth certificate. Sorry, Jethro! Now go stand over the urinal and try to squeeze a couple drops over your enlarged prostate.
In March of 2016, North Carolina's gerrymandered legislature passed a bill requiring people to make wee-wee in the restroom corresponding to the gender listed on their birth certificates. WE MUST PERTECT THE WIMMINZ, they shout. What if little Mykenzee is using the terlit and she sees a lady with a peener? IRL, lady restrooms all have doors because tampons. But just try telling that to a hillbilly with no one left to look down on since they got rid of whites-only water fountains.
Fun fact: You can have complete gender reassignment surgery without changing your birth certificate. Also fun fact: You can change your birth certificate without having gender reassignment surgery. Also, ALSO fun fact: WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S JUNK? MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS, PERV!
 @PatMcCroryNCIt's now the law for me to share a restroom with your wife. #HB2  #trans  #NorthCarolina  #shameonNC  pic.twitter.com/4b4OdmfmeNÂ
— JamesParkerSheffield (@JayShef) March 24, 2016Â
North Carolina Done Trying To Inspect Your Pieces While You Poop: A Nice Time!
But aren't the GOP there innerested in tryin' to pertect the poor innocent young men from being attacked in men's rooms by derp-in-the-closet Republicans?
Incorrect analogy. You're fighting AGAINST people who are fighting FOR your rights. Roy Cooper has little room to maneuver given both branches of NC's legislature are controlled by republicans so he did as much as he could with the power of the executive. But instead of being happy you FINALLY have at least the tiniest bit of a voice in government, you throw a whiny-baby tantrum and shred your ability to help Cooper regain control of the legislature.
In short: You're Not Helping. Stop Fighting For The Right And Start Fighting For Your Rights.