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But aren't the GOP there innerested in tryin' to pertect the poor innocent young men from being attacked in men's rooms by derp-in-the-closet Republicans?

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Incorrect analogy. You're fighting AGAINST people who are fighting FOR your rights. Roy Cooper has little room to maneuver given both branches of NC's legislature are controlled by republicans so he did as much as he could with the power of the executive. But instead of being happy you FINALLY have at least the tiniest bit of a voice in government, you throw a whiny-baby tantrum and shred your ability to help Cooper regain control of the legislature.

In short: You're Not Helping. Stop Fighting For The Right And Start Fighting For Your Rights.

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That was a lovely backfire, honestly. I think that Cooper's open opposition (and he was NC Attorney General when the law was passed) was part of the reason that in the face of the Trump roil and voter suppression (there's no gerrymandering of a gubernatorial race), he beat that feculent Pat McCrory. And that defeat is the reason that the petulant whoresons in the General Assembly are willing to let Cooper keep making progress (retaking lost ground, actually), because they want the issue to go away—quietly. So they posture and bluster, but (I hope) aren't going to try to torpedo this resolution.

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This isn't a veto, though. Settlement of a court case. If the legislature intervenes (which they could do, rejecting the settlement), they'll lose in court. I'm pretty sure that they'd rather bluster and hold up their intransigence to their voters rather than take it to court and lose (the case is pretty certain to lose, as I understand it).

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This is not that bill. This is settlement of a court case.

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No, you tool... The only way to fix those things is to turn your state legislature blue and you SHREDDED THE ONE THING YOU NEED TO DO IT.

Like an arsonist trying to use his own dick to light the fire. Stop. Just stop. It's better for everyone if you just stop.

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If you're anything like me, the strange stuff in your old emails becomes what Amazon markets to you next (lead time: about an hour). To be safe, queue up a safe shopping site for cover.

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Eeew! Depends on your experiences. I had a bad accident a few months back, and have to get around by wheelchair for a few months more. I had to fly to the US with some looooong stopovers. Try rolling down to the handicapped bathroom in an airport terminal... the last thing you care about is other people's dangly bits.

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Well since you'd rather side with republicans and reverse progress on this issue I'm going to have to say fuck you too. If only you had a clue about what you're talking about.

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Again, you don't know what you're talking about. HB2 made NC more hostile than any other state to LGBT individuals. Gov Cooper repealed HB2, moving NC back up to average with the majority of states. Sure, you'd like to have laws as friendly as say California but going from worse off back up to average is going in the right direction. How you move forward from here and achieve CA style civil protections is to ELECT MORE DEMOCRATS, not by fucking them over for not moving fast enough for you.

You need a civics lesson to learn how government works, and it wouldn't hurt to read up on HB2 and HB142 while you're at it.

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There was at one time a bar on the PDX waterfront that dated back to the days of wooden ships and iron men. It had a brass foot rail and underneath was a long patch of cement where a trough used to be. It seems in those days you could drink and piss without moving. I imagine the trough dumped directly into the Willamette.

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Huh... maybe if the state wasnt gerrymandered within an inch of its freaking life, that might be possible. But given how insane these districts look and how little your GOP seems to want to give in accordance with judicial orders to stop fucking around with the maps... well, let's just say we're all gonna be dead and gone before NC returns to even remotely progressive again. God knows, the Dems you have now dont seem all that interested in anything remotely progressive. Probably because they know it'll cost them their seats in the next election. YOu have some of those in your congress as well, IIRC.

For the record, I pretty well agree that the US electorate isnt exactly the sharpest pin on the cushion. Your last federal election was a shining example of that: shoulda been a blow out, turned into a hot mess because half of your potential voters decided they had something better to do that day.

Maybe you guys should work on that, huh?

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That will cause pretty much anyone to miss details. There's so much fuckery to keep up with.

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Clearly you're asking too much dear that's how we got our new justice numbnuts on the SC

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Wide Stance LIBELZ!

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You don't travel anywhere in the United States, do you :)

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