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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe the Gov was really concerned about a Red Wedding?

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chascates's avatar

And we need the lyrics to whatever songs they might sing. Something like 'Deep River' would be OK but any of those 'no justice, no peace' chants just ain't gonna fly in NC.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I didn't know you had to marry the goat first in NC now. How'd that happen, do you think?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

eventually the chicken gets worn out

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That and you can only have so many meth labs per square mile

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The Quirk's avatar

"Baddour issued a temporary restraining order reversing the permit denial"> Baaah, I hope that sentence structure was deliberately confusing.

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Lot_49's avatar

Sorry. Couldn't resist

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And they've been Dragon down the Southern states ever since.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I dunno ... the treacherous organizers are probably have some <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=EuKK1Sfolng" target="_blank">treasonable plan</a>, that the Governor, in his wisdom, is concerned about.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The million lezbeing goat march

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Capt.Jim's avatar

So I am assuming a woman roast and a goat fucking would be totally a ok,as long as it wasnt an all billy goat fucking

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Lot_49's avatar

This comment is so funny you should post it twice!

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Lot_49's avatar

Thank you!

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Lot_49's avatar

If Duke and UNC didn't have such beautiful campuses they would have relocated a long time ago. Then they could start calling the Research Triangle the Research Vertex.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Gov. McCrory is working to strengthen the economy so more North Carolinians</i>

"Working" as in talking about it at photo ops, but never really doing anything about it. It's more important to obsess that weiners are going into the correct holes.

"Strengthen the ecomomy" is their cliche wingnut word salad. They spout it endlessly - to the point of being absolutely meaningless. It always boils down to "tax cuts for the rich".

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