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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

“His taint of corruption” just makes me think he himself is just one big asshole.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Carolinians should recognize the felonious nature of their candidates. They must think they're living in Pennsylvania where graft on the part of elected officials is the norm.

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Crz's avatar

Going to put pants on now.

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Dave's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing good ever comes from putting on pants!

Ok, maybe, sometimes something good comes from it. In my own circumstances it prevents a bunch of people at work from getting all trammy-tized and emotionally scarred for life...

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

It's not that they are in terrible health to begin with, it's just that if you sleep, eat and breathe corruption, you tend to get woozy when it becomes exposed.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Wow, they're in such poor health that they're going to need the ACA, aren't they?

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Yup. Was gonna post the very same thing.

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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Even better than being told by a public bureaucrat that you are going to get treatment, apparently.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Or, 'Alerting potential gubernatorial rivals to your own flagrant criminal activity is not a recommended strategy'.

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kareemachan's avatar

It's amazing how fragile the health of corrupt politicians is - manafort, the Baltimore mayor, harris, etc. One might even call them sensitive snowflakes.

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kareemachan's avatar

Have you read anything by him?

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Norbrook's avatar

Coming from a state with a long history of political corruption, I can say that at least our corrupt politicians actually got things built. Admittedly, at much higher cost than it should have been, but still, things were done.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Photobombing a death camp... Our Vatican Ambassador

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Don't miss Stormy Daniel's new film, "Taint of Corruption".

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Red Richmond's avatar

You were at my wedding, Crz.

Narrator: she hadn't been.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

See also Illinois, Florida, Louisiana

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