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“His taint of corruption” just makes me think he himself is just one big asshole.

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Carolinians should recognize the felonious nature of their candidates. They must think they're living in Pennsylvania where graft on the part of elected officials is the norm.

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Going to put pants on now.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing good ever comes from putting on pants!

Ok, maybe, sometimes something good comes from it. In my own circumstances it prevents a bunch of people at work from getting all trammy-tized and emotionally scarred for life...

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It's not that they are in terrible health to begin with, it's just that if you sleep, eat and breathe corruption, you tend to get woozy when it becomes exposed.

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Wow, they're in such poor health that they're going to need the ACA, aren't they?

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Yup. Was gonna post the very same thing.

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Even better than being told by a public bureaucrat that you are going to get treatment, apparently.

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Or, 'Alerting potential gubernatorial rivals to your own flagrant criminal activity is not a recommended strategy'.

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It's amazing how fragile the health of corrupt politicians is - manafort, the Baltimore mayor, harris, etc. One might even call them sensitive snowflakes.

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Have you read anything by him?

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Coming from a state with a long history of political corruption, I can say that at least our corrupt politicians actually got things built. Admittedly, at much higher cost than it should have been, but still, things were done.

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Photobombing a death camp... Our Vatican Ambassador

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Don't miss Stormy Daniel's new film, "Taint of Corruption".

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You were at my wedding, Crz.

Narrator: she hadn't been.

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See also Illinois, Florida, Louisiana

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