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He was generally too stinking stumbling hammered to give a shit.

"Wassat? Gavina? Naw, fuck that, hehheh, hehhehheh, get it, fuck that, heh, naw, Turdblossom, I got me some beers and pretzels and coke!"

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I'm saying there are no female athletes that are competitive in the top tier of professional physical sports. Maybe in a sport like golf or archery there are probably female athletes that are competitive.

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pretty sure he didn't hang out with Turdblossom until after he found Jesus and quit the ghey cheerleading.

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No, why?

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I used to know a Jeffery Campbell from Houston.

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Yeah that is only on average based on imperical data (i.e. not corrected for non-genetic factors like culture or diet) and I think it is within 1 standard deviation of the mean. Therefore it is meaningless.

The only significant difference I know of (besides basic stuff like genitals (which are become more and more irrelevant)) is the difference in the attachment points of certain muscles making it harder for a woman to throw like a man.That is only relevant for a very limited number of sports and nothing outside of sports.

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Anwisok is quite sesquipedalian, now all I need to make my day is someone to call mellifluous. Eh, I'll just call myself that and call it a day :P

Edit: Well, anwisok uses sesquipedalian words. I have no idea what length they is. (I'm trying out this plural as gender-neutral thing I heard about).

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Teehee, NCGOP - you miserable old fuckwarts. The Rainbow is strong in everyone...

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They're idiots for a reason - their base is too stupid to know the difference between truth and contorted diarrhea shart called Republican logic.

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Are you trying to tell me that cutting taxes on the Kochs won't lead to my personal prosperity? How dare you, sir/madam!!!!

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Really? OK, now I have to turn the TV on.

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Here's one from Rawstory y'all might like. It seems Colin Powell isn't much of a Trump fan. He won't confirm this, but says, "I won't deny it."http://www.rawstory.com/201...

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Thank you! I've always pondered this. I've always tried to be very nice after a breakup, because this.

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It's now Chris Matthews - CELEBRATING the way Obama is campaigning for Hillary!

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Could it be . . .actual journalism?

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Believe it or not, I think that just happened with my neighbor of 2 months. If I had any way of notifying the wife, I'd recommend a full blood test before allowing that particular rat bastard anywhere near...

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