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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Can a Blackwater contract to guard polling places be far behind?

PubOption's avatar

I'm surprised that they haven't proposed some kind of test, to ensure that only intelligent, sophisticated and knowledgeable people can vote.

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PubOption's avatar

Is Art Pope Catholic?

PubOption's avatar

Xe is a noble gas, but not a noble company.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Or the army? That worked out so well in Imperial Rome!

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Add a Stand Your Ground law and an Open Carry provision for poll watchers, and I think we can finally lick this problem of uppity voters.

bobbert's avatar

It prevents college towns from being "taken over" by the students who actually live there most of the time.

fuflans's avatar

yeah, but abortion!

fuflans's avatar

somebody's keeping eric holder a busy boy.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that was my exact response to the Steve King cantaloupe calves comment!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...just like minorities to rely on white people to guide them through their blinding racism!!!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I would be interested in seeing Scalia's argle bargle on that one.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

If you feel in any way threatened that a Democrat is likely to vote, you are within your legal rights to murder him or her in cold blood and then urinate on the corpse. For freedom.