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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Can a Blackwater contract to guard polling places be far behind?

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PubOption's avatar

I'm surprised that they haven't proposed some kind of test, to ensure that only intelligent, sophisticated and knowledgeable people can vote.

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PubOption's avatar

Is Art Pope Catholic?

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PubOption's avatar

Xe is a noble gas, but not a noble company.

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PubOption's avatar

Are THEY not men?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Or the army? That worked out so well in Imperial Rome!

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Add a Stand Your Ground law and an Open Carry provision for poll watchers, and I think we can finally lick this problem of uppity voters.

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bobbert's avatar

It prevents college towns from being "taken over" by the students who actually live there most of the time.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, but abortion!

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fuflans's avatar

somebody's keeping eric holder a busy boy.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Winner.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that was my exact response to the Steve King cantaloupe calves comment!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...just like minorities to rely on white people to guide them through their blinding racism!!!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I would be interested in seeing Scalia's argle bargle on that one.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

If you feel in any way threatened that a Democrat is likely to vote, you are within your legal rights to murder him or her in cold blood and then urinate on the corpse. For freedom.

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