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(r)Money libel!

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Maybe too many cheap microwaves were turned on at the same time?

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The GNoP gave INTERPOL domestic police powers when they passed the laws about pirating videos and DVDs. At least, that's what the warnings say at the start of each one...

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fortunately there is new york fashion week so i can be distracted from NC, VA, rogue killing cops and fucking rand paul toilet issues.

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On the theme: <a href="http://www.wect.com/story/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wect.com/story/21082726/event-to-honor...">http://www.wect.com/story/2... Shorter version: a former state senator (imagine) was to be honored but had " legal run-ins with some of his former younger male law clients". Deja vu all over again, except that he's a Dem.

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You're sweet to have noticed. Been working on some big ugly projects at work that have usurped my snarky-time.

BTW - it made me smile when I saw you and Lionel were an item. Carry on!

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Is raw sex just for vegans?

Or as opposed to cooked sex? Something I've never tried...

Other than that time her husband came home from work early, and my ass was almost smoked.

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<i>The possibilities are truly as boundless as your hate, Ms. Lightfoot.</i>

FUN FACT: Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything but provide a lot of smiles if they're pushed down the stairs.

With votes, of course.

Or otherwise.

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The type of education these people want will leave students misinformed and ignorant yet blissfully confident everyone else is wrong. If you believe in Intelligent Design, that the earth is 6,000 years old, and that almost all science is wrong you'll be a laughingstock to the rest of the world and a danger to your fellow citizens.

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You should take a shot at it. Maybe a full clip.

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Or they all drew their six-shooters.

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and her husband, Marcus light in the loafers

WAIT! wrong loon...

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This explains much.

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Al dente or GTFO!

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sounds like Wasilla...

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She's a physician, but thinks earthquakes are caused by ultrasonic waves?

Of course Paul Broun's a doc too. Aren't they supposed to be scientists? At least Obstetro-Congressman Ron Paul <i>sounds</i> rational.

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