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TundraGrifter's avatar

Maybe too many cheap microwaves were turned on at the same time?

TundraGrifter's avatar

The GNoP gave INTERPOL domestic police powers when they passed the laws about pirating videos and DVDs. At least, that's what the warnings say at the start of each one...

fuflans's avatar

fortunately there is new york fashion week so i can be distracted from NC, VA, rogue killing cops and fucking rand paul toilet issues.

PsycWench's avatar

On the theme: <a href="http://www.wect.com/story/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wect.com/story/21082726/event-to-honor...">http://www.wect.com/story/2... Shorter version: a former state senator (imagine) was to be honored but had " legal run-ins with some of his former younger male law clients". Deja vu all over again, except that he's a Dem.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

You're sweet to have noticed. Been working on some big ugly projects at work that have usurped my snarky-time.

BTW - it made me smile when I saw you and Lionel were an item. Carry on!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is raw sex just for vegans?

Or as opposed to cooked sex? Something I've never tried...

Other than that time her husband came home from work early, and my ass was almost smoked.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The possibilities are truly as boundless as your hate, Ms. Lightfoot.</i>

FUN FACT: Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything but provide a lot of smiles if they're pushed down the stairs.

With votes, of course.

Or otherwise.

chascates's avatar

The type of education these people want will leave students misinformed and ignorant yet blissfully confident everyone else is wrong. If you believe in Intelligent Design, that the earth is 6,000 years old, and that almost all science is wrong you'll be a laughingstock to the rest of the world and a danger to your fellow citizens.

chascates's avatar

You should take a shot at it. Maybe a full clip.

bobbert's avatar

Or they all drew their six-shooters.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and her husband, Marcus light in the loafers

WAIT! wrong loon...

Lot_49's avatar

This explains much.

Lot_49's avatar

She's a physician, but thinks earthquakes are caused by ultrasonic waves?

Of course Paul Broun's a doc too. Aren't they supposed to be scientists? At least Obstetro-Congressman Ron Paul <i>sounds</i> rational.