Baptist pastor Charles L. Worley had a little sit-down with Jesus, and got this heavenly revelation: "I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers," he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. "Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there, [drop some food down] ... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die out."
True enough and similar to the two kinds of people who want to believe in heaven: those who want to reconnect with their departed loved ones and those who want people different from themselves to burn for eternity.
"Rabbi", said the priest, "I know it's forbidden, but you should really try eating pork. I know you'll love it."
"And by the same token, my friend", replied the rabbi, "you should try women."
Perhaps instead of a fence, he could use a stadium. And perhaps instead of electricity he could use lions. And perhaps instead of non-heterosexuals he could use Christians.
Wouldn't it be a hoot -- after going to all the trouble to kill the current gays and lesbians -- if some child somewhere turned out homosexual anyway. Boy would Paster Worley be red-faced with embarrassment. Also red-handed because of the all the blood on his hands.
The funny thing is this. If we took all of the Grover Norqists, this fucktard, (all rightwing "christian males, for that matter), Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, etc, within in a month they would all be fucking each other and trading Luckys for blow jobs.
True enough and similar to the two kinds of people who want to believe in heaven: those who want to reconnect with their departed loved ones and those who want people different from themselves to burn for eternity.
A priest and a rabbi were talking one day.
"Rabbi", said the priest, "I know it's forbidden, but you should really try eating pork. I know you'll love it."
"And by the same token, my friend", replied the rabbi, "you should try women."
Perhaps instead of a fence, he could use a stadium. And perhaps instead of electricity he could use lions. And perhaps instead of non-heterosexuals he could use Christians.
Wouldn't it be a hoot -- after going to all the trouble to kill the current gays and lesbians -- if some child somewhere turned out homosexual anyway. Boy would Paster Worley be red-faced with embarrassment. Also red-handed because of the all the blood on his hands.
Yes, same.
But it probably wouldn't hurt any of us to get the latest edition - helps with the snark.
i'm supposed to be doing a gay themed play in nc sometime this summer.
this should go well.
Well, given that Lot got drunk raped by his daughters, I guess the bible ain't "agin" it, so fuck on fuck on.
It&#039;s even <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kiss_of_peace" target="_blank">in the Bible</a>.
God hates Preachers who Preach About Fags. Reverend Douchbag is one more reason why churches should be taxed.
The opposite of a furet.
Shouldn&#039;t that be <i>Midden, </i>NC?
Unfortunately, it will take an eternity for his kind to die out.
The funny thing is this. If we took all of the Grover Norqists, this fucktard, (all rightwing &quot;christian males, for that matter), Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, etc, within in a month they would all be fucking each other and trading Luckys for blow jobs.