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True enough and similar to the two kinds of people who want to believe in heaven: those who want to reconnect with their departed loved ones and those who want people different from themselves to burn for eternity.

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A priest and a rabbi were talking one day.

"Rabbi", said the priest, "I know it's forbidden, but you should really try eating pork. I know you'll love it."

"And by the same token, my friend", replied the rabbi, "you should try women."

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Perhaps instead of a fence, he could use a stadium. And perhaps instead of electricity he could use lions. And perhaps instead of non-heterosexuals he could use Christians.

Wouldn't it be a hoot -- after going to all the trouble to kill the current gays and lesbians -- if some child somewhere turned out homosexual anyway. Boy would Paster Worley be red-faced with embarrassment. Also red-handed because of the all the blood on his hands.

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Yes, same.

But it probably wouldn't hurt any of us to get the latest edition - helps with the snark.

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i'm supposed to be doing a gay themed play in nc sometime this summer.

this should go well.

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Well, given that Lot got drunk raped by his daughters, I guess the bible ain't "agin" it, so fuck on fuck on.

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It's even <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kiss_of_peace" target="_blank">in the Bible</a>.

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God hates Preachers who Preach About Fags. Reverend Douchbag is one more reason why churches should be taxed.

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The opposite of a furet.

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Shouldn't that be <i>Midden, </i>NC?

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Unfortunately, it will take an eternity for his kind to die out.

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The funny thing is this. If we took all of the Grover Norqists, this fucktard, (all rightwing "christian males, for that matter), Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, etc, within in a month they would all be fucking each other and trading Luckys for blow jobs.

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