North Carolina Congressdope Renee Ellmers, who recently became a Wonket Hero for her brave stance on accepting her congressional paycheck during the shutdown -- "I need my paycheck.
I would like Ms. Ellmers (Fudd?) to meet my dad, who told me several times "Never leave a gun out in plain sight. People will steal it before they steal anything else".
This does sound a lot like reasoning behind the "I'm sorry if I offended anyone" pseudo-apology.
Why was this gun unable to protect itself from being kidnapped?
All it takes to help a bad guy with a gun is a dumbass with a gun.
They're wasted.
Unable to bring down anything bigger than a five-year-old, if I remember.
Derp, where's my gun?
They're giving out bullets for Halloween this year.
I would like Ms. Ellmers (Fudd?) to meet my dad, who told me several times "Never leave a gun out in plain sight. People will steal it before they steal anything else".