Dear sweet American Jesus who is all-knowing and all-powerful and loves capitalism and hates liberals, why do you let bad things like this happen in your name? In an email exchange with a constituent, Republican state Rep. Michele Presnell of Burnsville was asked whether she was comfortable with a prayer to Allah before a legislative meeting. Presnell responded: “No, I do not condone terrorism.”
Just as actors define "Courage" as "willing to do full-frontal nudity", politicians define it as "Willing to bare their mental crotch to the world."
You can't have religious freedom if you don't get serious about whisking away other religions' legitimacy with the false witness of pig-ignorant blanket statements!
Take a stand for God, and accuse all those who believe anything else with crimes!
I have been extended a job offer from a trucking company in Rock Hill - but I think Asheville is one of the most beautiful places in that part of the country.
With all seriousness I tell you that I love the Lord with all my heart and am not a homosexual, and yet you may not understand why I would be very concerned about becoming a North Carolina resident. The idea that anyone could consider my planned move to your state in June, and possibly deduce any implicit endorsement of your tendency to bear false witness, for example, is a sincere concern. It may be supremely easy to scoff at, since I am but a redeemed sinner who is still capable of making mistakes, but it's actually true.
Equating someone else's act of prayer to a felony, of course, would require a little thing the civilized part of the country calls "evidence." That won't make sense to someone who's so loftily righteous, but I remain hopeful that one of your staffers can come to the aid - perhaps even with helpful illustrations.
How ashamed our Lord must be of anyone who publicly takes a position even remotely along the lines of "You can't have religious freedom if you don't get serious about whisking away other religions' legitimacy with the false witness of pig-ignorant blanket statements! Take a stand for God, and accuse all those who believe anything else with crimes!"
I fear for the Roman Catholics in your district, and elsewhere in the Tarheel State, because naturally their time in the crucible of your holiness is coming.
Thank you for having the Godly courage not to close your e-mail box before I could inform you of my concerns.
Matthew 23:23,
[bikerlaureate] Cocoa Beach, FL </blockquote>
Asked about paleontology, she replied, &quot;No, I do not condone pterodactyls; the devil put those bones in the ground to test your faith in creation.&quot;
Just as actors define &quot;Courage&quot; as &quot;willing to do full-frontal nudity&quot;, politicians define it as &quot;Willing to bare their mental crotch to the world.&quot;
Your God is Christ, he got nailed to a tree. My God is Thor, he carries a hammer.
Any questions?
You, uh, ever been within four area codes of NC?
/ :p
Self-immolate.
With votes (literally, with not enough votes).
Good grief.
And you don&#039;t have any unattached sisters with low standards, if I remember correctly...
You can&#039;t have religious freedom if you don&#039;t get serious about whisking away other religions&#039; legitimacy with the false witness of pig-ignorant blanket statements!
Take a stand for God, and accuse all those who believe anything else with crimes!
<blockquote> Rep. Presnell -
I have been extended a job offer from a trucking company in Rock Hill - but I think Asheville is one of the most beautiful places in that part of the country.
With all seriousness I tell you that I love the Lord with all my heart and am not a homosexual, and yet you may not understand why I would be very concerned about becoming a North Carolina resident. The idea that anyone could consider my planned move to your state in June, and possibly deduce any implicit endorsement of your tendency to bear false witness, for example, is a sincere concern. It may be supremely easy to scoff at, since I am but a redeemed sinner who is still capable of making mistakes, but it&#039;s actually true.
Equating someone else&#039;s act of prayer to a felony, of course, would require a little thing the civilized part of the country calls &quot;evidence.&quot; That won&#039;t make sense to someone who&#039;s so loftily righteous, but I remain hopeful that one of your staffers can come to the aid - perhaps even with helpful illustrations.
How ashamed our Lord must be of anyone who publicly takes a position even remotely along the lines of &quot;You can&#039;t have religious freedom if you don&#039;t get serious about whisking away other religions&#039; legitimacy with the false witness of pig-ignorant blanket statements! Take a stand for God, and accuse all those who believe anything else with crimes!&quot;
I fear for the Roman Catholics in your district, and elsewhere in the Tarheel State, because naturally their time in the crucible of your holiness is coming.
Thank you for having the Godly courage not to close your e-mail box before I could inform you of my concerns.
Matthew 23:23,
[bikerlaureate] Cocoa Beach, FL </blockquote>
mmmmm....naan.....how soon is lunch?
Those dirty rings . . .
Asked if she wanted a tasty dessert, she replied, &quot;No, I do not condone tiramisu.&quot;
&quot;Perhaps the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate,&quot; he said, outing himself as an old.
Robert Mugabe?
Hahaha. Well done.
It was a simpler time.
Asked about paleontology, she replied, &quot;No, I do not condone pterodactyls; the devil put those bones in the ground to test your faith in creation.&quot;
Ronald &quot;Give Iran Some Missiles&quot; Reagan?