Once upon a time, people were all VERY concerned about weapons in schools. Heck, some students in some high schools had to carry clear bags and go through metal detectors and all that kind of stuff because no one wanted another school shooting. And you weren't allowed to wear bandanas as a fashion statement because maybe they could be a gang symbol!
Hey. Here in Ontario back in 1995 Mike Harris appointed a man who didn't graduate high school the minister of education. Talk about a big FUCK YOU to all the teachers.
THANK YOU. They're almost always rank amateurs (in so many ways) and if they get no pushback from the administration it all quickly becomes toxic for us teachers. A really bad parent can make life hell for an individual student or teacher, but it takes an inept board and/or administration to ruin an entire school.
1) be popular, especially with the teachers. It helps to have rich parents.
2) pick an unpopular kid and mace him/her
3) claim that the kid sprayed him/herself because he/she wanted attention. Have a lackey provide testimony.
With any luck the kid will not only be hit with pepper spray but also punished for endangering themselves and their classmates. And he better acept the schools punishment gracefully or they will press criminal charges.
Even if this was valid, school corridors are narrow, rooms relatively small. This is not going to be used in wide open spaces like the gym. One person uses it in one corner of a school and the whole damn thing will be evacuated and shut down for the day. Also the sprayer will also be the sprayee.
This idea needs to be several order of magnitudes better to even be considered stupid.
Yet no razors? Maybe students can pepper-spray the leg hair away.
And yet if one of the kids brought over a copy of "Heather has Two Mommies" that would be treated as deadly as a 12 year old's sceince project a Muslim terrorist clock bomb.
"I was asking about the fat thing on the label" *holds up hotdogs*"
"Not until you're ready to get married, young man."
By the way, you son may be part of the "problem." See, many youngsters are ready demostrating a findamental understanding of these issues, which makes the reactionaries of this country feel ignorant inadequate (which as we all know is the most important concern on the political agenda), and therefore is an example of the liberal scourge (the very elistist attribute of comprehension) that mjst be eradicated ("kids knowing more than I do is a sin!")
Unless it's kinfolk, cain't ban boning y'alls kin.
When they outlaw crochet hooks...
Hey. Here in Ontario back in 1995 Mike Harris appointed a man who didn't graduate high school the minister of education. Talk about a big FUCK YOU to all the teachers.
Zero-tolerance in action
No, those are banned too. Only teacher-on-kid sex will be permitted.
What if you type it out then dis-emvowel it yourself so Dok doesn't have to?
THANK YOU. They're almost always rank amateurs (in so many ways) and if they get no pushback from the administration it all quickly becomes toxic for us teachers. A really bad parent can make life hell for an individual student or teacher, but it takes an inept board and/or administration to ruin an entire school.
So here's how you do it:
1) be popular, especially with the teachers. It helps to have rich parents.
2) pick an unpopular kid and mace him/her
3) claim that the kid sprayed him/herself because he/she wanted attention. Have a lackey provide testimony.
With any luck the kid will not only be hit with pepper spray but also punished for endangering themselves and their classmates. And he better acept the schools punishment gracefully or they will press criminal charges.
But, doesn't that mean the scary trans students will have pepper spray as well? Mr. President, we can't have a pepper spray gap!
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Even if this was valid, school corridors are narrow, rooms relatively small. This is not going to be used in wide open spaces like the gym. One person uses it in one corner of a school and the whole damn thing will be evacuated and shut down for the day. Also the sprayer will also be the sprayee.
This idea needs to be several order of magnitudes better to even be considered stupid.
...or worried that an 8th grade girl trying to get her Rhoda Morgenstern on is actually advertising her allegiance to the Bloods and/or Cripp. ...
Hah! I always knew that Valerie Harper was a straight up gangsta beeyotch!
Yet no razors? Maybe students can pepper-spray the leg hair away.
And yet if one of the kids brought over a copy of "Heather has Two Mommies" that would be treated as deadly as a 12 year old's sceince project a Muslim terrorist clock bomb.
Which is one of the areas of politics that's usually ignore when America is in the mindset of electing it's next cult leader head of state.
"I was asking about the fat thing on the label" *holds up hotdogs*"
"Not until you're ready to get married, young man."
By the way, you son may be part of the "problem." See, many youngsters are ready demostrating a findamental understanding of these issues, which makes the reactionaries of this country feel ignorant inadequate (which as we all know is the most important concern on the political agenda), and therefore is an example of the liberal scourge (the very elistist attribute of comprehension) that mjst be eradicated ("kids knowing more than I do is a sin!")