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"46% of moderate Republicans in North Carolina" - he's supported by 46 of the total 100.

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Khrushchev ?

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At least he's consistent.

Bazookas for all campus police, not just some.

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The one hope this gives me is that perhaps his candidacy will wreck his medical practice.

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Moonshiners' Hall of Fame?

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Mexico and the Caribbean, mostly

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He had me at "Jesse Helms."

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Pensacola Bible College!!!

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Throw in a crack pipe and a bathroom stall sex scandal and he could be candidate perfection.

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These people must be from another planet. A planet where only Fox News and AM radio is picked up and the aliens send their trained operatives to Earth to take us over.

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The Knights Who Say Ni?

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Which way do I turn once I get on the turnpike, and what are the NC residency requirements? I want <i>this man</i> to represent me!

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My ladyparts just shrivelled at the very thought. eeeeew.

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to be fair, america could use more pirates.

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continuing to build my database of evidence that most doctors are right wing assholes.

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Duh Gov'?

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