It is not often that we ask you terrible people to do much besides laugh at our jokes and give us all of your monies. But now we need your help, or at least the help of our readers who live in North Carolina, the (remarkably) less crazy Carolina.
These people must be from another planet. A planet where only Fox News and AM radio is picked up and the aliens send their trained operatives to Earth to take us over.
"46% of moderate Republicans in North Carolina" - he's supported by 46 of the total 100.
Khrushchev ?
At least he's consistent.
Bazookas for all campus police, not just some.
The one hope this gives me is that perhaps his candidacy will wreck his medical practice.
Moonshiners' Hall of Fame?
Mexico and the Caribbean, mostly
He had me at "Jesse Helms."
Pensacola Bible College!!!
Throw in a crack pipe and a bathroom stall sex scandal and he could be candidate perfection.
These people must be from another planet. A planet where only Fox News and AM radio is picked up and the aliens send their trained operatives to Earth to take us over.
The Knights Who Say Ni?
Which way do I turn once I get on the turnpike, and what are the NC residency requirements? I want <i>this man</i> to represent me!
My ladyparts just shrivelled at the very thought. eeeeew.
to be fair, america could use more pirates.
continuing to build my database of evidence that most doctors are right wing assholes.
Duh Gov&#039;?