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You meant Owsley Stanley right?

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Fox Noise constant problem, how do we spin this pile of stupid fuckers so they look smart.

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Ta, Evan. So we won't be subjected to Gaetzgate after all. LEAK the motherfucker, House!

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Up fist for the Song of Solomon reference.

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I do like how they all praise Dear Leader for using Gaetz as a disposable patsy.

Matt's stock will now soar in the Republican Party.

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" Matt Gaetz and all his longer-than-four-hours erections "

OK OK, stop, you'r'e killing me. LMAO

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It's just struck me how much Gaetz looks like Gary Glitter, and it doesn't stop there, of course

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"Trump nominated the most absolutely horrible person he could so that he could withdraw that person and substitute another slightly less horrible person."

Seriously. That's what his acolytes are now arguing.

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Can't wait to see who he really wants for SecDef.

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The FOX Pundits are describing a carnival shell game that grifters have used for generations. Do they ever listen to themselves or pay any attention to history? No, of course not.

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I think that Jeffrey Epstein's island needs a ground's keeper. Can't the proven rapist and hater of our troops senile Old Man Trump appoint him to that?

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Shit, I'll take that job if it includes room and board.

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If you're going to stay in the house(s), bring about a quarter ton of sage to burn.

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If I put on a blonde Halloween wig and a vapid expression, can I make big money spewing nonsense on Fox News? I'm at least as qualified as Tomi Lahren.

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I’m starting to think that Fox hosts believe Trump can literally send them to the cornfield if they don’t tell him that everything he does is good and wonderful.

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The word they're looking for is "cope".

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Yep, like Tammy Funlumps says, ask dad for a Buggati and an Xbox, maybe you’ll get the xbox, or Alex Jones as AG

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I'm trying to picture a Buggati cruising up and down 8th street in Rapid City* and it is to laugh.

*Pretty much all we did in R.C. when I went to the same goddam high school that Tonsil Lozenge attended years later. Swelling with pride for my alma mater over here /s

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The hoops these people jump through to convince themselves Dear Leader is a tactical genius rather than a rapidly decompensating charlatan with the survival instincts of a sewer rat (apologies to sewer rats) is a marvel to behold in and of itself. Is it their rotten souls, cowardice, greed, stochastic terrorism to encourage hateful but profitable ends or is it so they never have to look inward at themselves and what their unctuous toadying has unleashed on the American people? Yes.

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Kelly Mcenaney refers to Gaetz as “them”!

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Him and that billboard forehead that precedes him.

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Pronoun trouble.

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