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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not at all. I've just never been on the campus. Used to drive by it to go to work, though.

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yyyaz's avatar

Heh. It'll cost a cool $500 to find out from me who got Sinatra to sing "doobie doobie do."

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yyyaz's avatar

76 Trump dronesLed the scam parade. ...

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Michelle Gunn's next job could be advertising a drink called Drain-O.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

These three obviously got a LOT out of their experience with Trump University: (1) Grift grift grift, (2) being the happy face on a pile of rotting weasel carcass, and (3) get your ounce of blood before it bleeds out!

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pstokk's avatar

That's more Eraserhead.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Here's a fun Trump scam: Trump skips floor numbers in his buildings, in order to inflate the numbers. β€œWhat he markets as the 90th floor is often actually the 72nd floor, just to make it sound more impressive," according to the NYT. I wonder if they taught this money-making trick at Trump U.

Given the rather direct relationship of height to price, I wonder if anybody's sued him yet for misrepresenting what he was selling.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

But we're not allowed to comment here either.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

RedState?!? Really?!? RedState?! Please excuse me, I need to go fan myself in the shade for a moment. It's all just so....improbable.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Indian actually. The Arabs borrowed it from them. But then the RWNJs can't tell the difference between them anyway.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Trumpus Fuctus.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

It's not a scam. He just has trouble counting on his stubby little fingers. Shame on you, mocking the digitally challenged.

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Melindrea's avatar

It's piss. Piss with ink!

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HazooToo's avatar

At least he doesn't play with his food before he eats it!

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arglebargle's avatar

That wouldn't be a good thing for anybody.

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