Hey, that's not Trump University in the background. That's Hogwarts! Donald Trump would like you people to know that despite what you may have heard, Trump University was a huge success. They have posted a rebuttal video to inform America that many former students were completely "delighted" with the "education" they received through "Trump University," although they may need carpal tunnel surgery thanks to all the "finger quoting" they have to do when defending the whole ugly scam. Haha, we are kidding, they
These three obviously got a LOT out of their experience with Trump University: (1) Grift grift grift, (2) being the happy face on a pile of rotting weasel carcass, and (3) get your ounce of blood before it bleeds out!
Here's a fun Trump scam: Trump skips floor numbers in his buildings, in order to inflate the numbers. “What he markets as the 90th floor is often actually the 72nd floor, just to make it sound more impressive," according to the NYT. I wonder if they taught this money-making trick at Trump U.
Given the rather direct relationship of height to price, I wonder if anybody's sued him yet for misrepresenting what he was selling.
Not at all. I've just never been on the campus. Used to drive by it to go to work, though.
Heh. It'll cost a cool $500 to find out from me who got Sinatra to sing "doobie doobie do."
76 Trump dronesLed the scam parade. ...
Michelle Gunn's next job could be advertising a drink called Drain-O.
These three obviously got a LOT out of their experience with Trump University: (1) Grift grift grift, (2) being the happy face on a pile of rotting weasel carcass, and (3) get your ounce of blood before it bleeds out!
That's more Eraserhead.
Here's a fun Trump scam: Trump skips floor numbers in his buildings, in order to inflate the numbers. “What he markets as the 90th floor is often actually the 72nd floor, just to make it sound more impressive," according to the NYT. I wonder if they taught this money-making trick at Trump U.
Given the rather direct relationship of height to price, I wonder if anybody's sued him yet for misrepresenting what he was selling.
At least somebody was paying attention!
But we're not allowed to comment here either.
RedState?!? Really?!? RedState?! Please excuse me, I need to go fan myself in the shade for a moment. It's all just so....improbable.
Indian actually. The Arabs borrowed it from them. But then the RWNJs can't tell the difference between them anyway.
Trumpus Fuctus.
It's not a scam. He just has trouble counting on his stubby little fingers. Shame on you, mocking the digitally challenged.
It's piss. Piss with ink!
At least he doesn't play with his food before he eats it!
That wouldn't be a good thing for anybody.