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goCatgo's avatar

"A global sell-off of government bonds gripped markets Tuesday morning, sending borrowing costs to multi-decade highs, as hopes for an end to hostilities it the Middle East rapidly faded." CNN. One thing Trump has accomplished is that everyone's national credit cards are now paying very high rates of interest. Everyone as in global. The sad thing is I don't think he understands anything that is going on.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

I like to spend my summers where no one likes me.

SethTriggs's avatar

Gaaaaah just go to Branson, you withered old kangaroo scrotum!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

He says he's never been unfaithful. But has he been faithful? He's a lawyer and might really think there is a difference.

tehbaddr's avatar

Yes! Imagine him betting filthy with a young Epstein girl, his thread bare old man tighty whities hanging about his neck!

You're welcome!

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

As fun as a fart in a bathysphere.

Goonemeritus's avatar

The Indigo Girls are thankful that the American right doesn't believe in cancel culture.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

So do the Dixie Chicks.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Did he keep his underpants on for this interview?

Goonemeritus's avatar

Here on the East Coast it is dinner time, the topic of Alan's underwear is not condusive to our digestion.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

It seems the interviewer forgot to check. What a hack.

Uristthedwarf's avatar

I thought he was dead, Damn.

SethTriggs's avatar

He is dead inside. And apparently still without pierogi.

goCatgo's avatar

Rush Limbaugh is still dead if that helps.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

And McConnell? Any news on his demise?

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I just had a lengthy conversation with him. He said he just finished a solo ascent of the North Face of the Eiger, he's feeling great and is ready to return to work.

Tee Ree's avatar

I can’t think of anything clever but talking about Larry David and the Dersh reminded me of a former boss and his best friend. They were both very wealthy and very Jewish and they screamed at each other and used profanity in ways I’d never heard and then say, what’s for lunch? It was so bizarre, like that was just how they communicated. But I doubt if Larry David will be asking the Dersh out for lunch or massages anytime soon. At least I hope not.

Tecolote's avatar

"The Atlantic sent the writer Mark Leibovitch to ask."

Lazy jerks like that editor at The Atlantic who keep these assholes going, well past their expiration date, are the problem here. Who wants to read this shit?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Is that Jeffrey? Fuck that guy. They've turned Washington Week into a self-congratulatory love fest. Rolling around in their superior "access" and "opinions." We're the smartest and the coolest. That's what passes for journalism these days.

irish379's avatar

"Dersh" does, how many copies do you think he bought?

paul's avatar

South Korea won't participate in the war with Iran, so FOTUS punishes SK by cutting our participation in a joint training exercise that happens every year. There really is no bottom to the pettiness of that fucking traitor.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

The pettiness and the stupidity. I find it hard to comprehend just how stupid the guy is.

paul's avatar

And his supporters. And the supporters who now try to pretend they never supported him now that they see the light.

AJ Milne's avatar

I sometimes feel like things as cringe inducing as Dershowitz shouldn’t really exist outside Internet snark. Like if I ever saw him in the non virtual I’d be like no that has to be someone cosplaying. I figure he’s some kinda satirical construction bubbled up outta Fark or Something Awful or Reddit decades ago and people keep intermittently referencing the joke.

(Sorta like Slender Man. Only embarrassing.)

Warren's avatar

Keep all of them away from children.

Baconzgood's avatar

I will give Alan Dershowitz props.

I wouldn't even dare anyone to smell Alan Dershowitz's shirt. Not even on a bet. It is probably the nasal equivalent of putting noxzema on your iris.

Hash tag "go to hell Baby-Boomers"

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And somewhere, a rabbit screamed when Dersh’s shirt was applied to her nose. Happy now?

EyeQueue's avatar

OT: Oh no. Frank Beard died. :( :( :(

dave in texas's avatar

Tres Hombres came out the year I graduated from high school. First listen was one of those 'holy shit, what did I just hear?' moments.

Caepan's avatar

Tough to keep a trio going when there's only one guy left.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

All this episode confirms is that if any man ever did great service to humanity it was actor Jim Backus and his characterization of the malefactors of great wealth (ie, the Economic Royalists) as Thurston Howell III.

The rich have done nothing in the nearly 70 years since that show premiered, to dissuade the good common people of this country from believing that the moral characters of the uncharitable rich, which is most of them, are little more than a stock combination of unquenchable conniving avarice and pudding-headed babies-with-car-keys,-whiskey-and-a-handgun idiocy.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

If a dweeb fails to find friendship and no one is around to care, is it still Nantucket Sound?