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Ohio Gov. Dewine was asked specifically about Hobby Slobby today.He said they will enforce the order.

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As much as I like building models, Superglue and Tamiya kits are not actual essential supplies.

With Xtians like these, who needs Satan?

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Come on people, we are better than this.

Sure David and Barbara Green can been annoying, overbearing, greedy, hypocritical, even. But is that a reason to force them to close down their cash cow stores?

Not, I dare say, when Actual Pieces of the True Cross On Which Our Lord and Savior Died are available on the Black Market. They must be authentic because no antiquities dealer would swindle you twice. Surely it is worth a few thousand or so lives to obtain such spiritual riches.

There are also relics of St. Ronald de Reagan. Panels from his kitchen cabinets. Cans of hair spray.

I repeat Actual Pieces! Of the True Cross! It would be a sin to pass up such an opportunity.

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It could have gone worse for the latter Simon de Montfort. He could have had his comments censored on Facebook.

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Handmade Happiness?

Isn't that what Robert Kraft got busted for soliciting at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?

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Jesus appeared to the Greens in a dream in 3...2...1....

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I have a deal for them. Hobby Lobby can stay open if they and every +16 teenager and under 80 adult in their family works a full, eight hour weekday swing/weekend day shift at the cash register every day in the exact same gear as their employees, each at a different store in the stores in the most effected areas.

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Why am I not surprised that these assholes who consider the End Times a "good thing" aren't taking stay-at-home orders seriously in the midst of a global pandemic? Of course, I'm sure the owners and senior level management aren't going into the stores and potentially infecting themselves or their loved ones. They only think the peasants should be required to do that.

So much for WWJD, eh evangelicals?

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Back on March 19, 2020, Barbara gets a message from God, telling her and Hobby Lobby to Guide, Guard, and Groom. On April 1, I find this article. Turns out, it's not an April Fools Joke, it's very real. All I can say is that this billionaire couples love of money has totally undercut the concepts of guiding, guarding, and grooming. The billionaire couple are guiding thier business, whether they realize it or not, into financial ruin. They are failing to guard their employees from this virus, and those employees will get sick and possible die if the stores totally reopen. Who's left to groom when you have deceased employees, the next of kin sue for civil damages, and stores close due to slow volume brought on by bad publicity.

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That event happend around March 19, 2020.

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The reasons could be they are greedy, soulless, despicable people. If upper management and the owners are so convinced they are doing a public service perhaps they should go man a few of the stores with the same safeguards they provide those who fill their coffers.

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White Evangelicals aren't Christian's they are a death cult.

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I also indulge in that behavior when I go back to visit.

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Lock the doors, send the employees home, and issue an arrest warrant for the Greens.

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There are trying for the Rapture.

So... Yeah.

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Good to know.

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