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Precisely, and only until hearings - if and/or when they ever get underway - have concluded there's nothing to see here. Then put your money in derricks & rubles.

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Thanks for that story Paul. I'm in MA as well and do some house/cat-sitting for an old gal cat who is outdoor-obsessed. Always a nail-biter till she comes home in the evenings. Glad everyone is safe & sound!

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Just pray that nothing upsets Mr. Bigglesworth. When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. . . PEOPLE DIE!

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Trump Casino Royale

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No, just this place in Romania. Somewhere near the Carpathian mountains, I'm sure you've never heard of it...

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Same. I can't stand that Comey's in charge of investigating the same administration he put in office with a full-bore, in broad daylight thumb on the scales. Even before the letter, there was that egregious and unprofessional announcement that Hillary couldn't LEGALLY be found guilty of anything but she was totally MORALLY guilty of literally everything including the destruction of the library of Alexandria and omg burn the witch.

He's a big part of the reason we have President Trump. I hope I live to see that motherfucker hung from the Brooklyn Bridge for the crows to eat.

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With votes, I mean. They could be voting crows. Crows couldn't make much worse decisions than the electorate we have now, maybe we should give them a try.

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I support the Wonkette Volcano Lair plan wholeheartedly. Are Jonny and Ms MLG scouting for us?

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In other words, they got caught in the 'Art of the Deal', so they had to 'Abort the Deal', which will probably be Trump's next book, written in exile.

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Should I play overwatch until my eyeballs fall out tonight, or should I try to do something productive and clean up the basement? Both involve beer. I found the cheapest beer! Hamm's! It's less than $3 a six pack!

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Born in the land of sky blue waters? I don't remember the commercial correctly.I developed a taste for Chimay Ales from Belgium before I came down with allergies. If I had developed the allergies at 18 instead of 60 I coulda been rich!

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We had a cat in rural Alaska that was similar, he only wanted food during the winter. He would disappear for days on end during late spring, summer and fall. When he showed up he wanted to be pet, when he was through he would bite your hand and leave. I admire animals like your cat. Life is an adventure.

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Clean up the basement so you can play Overwatch all weekend.

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I know absolutely no one is allowed to trade oil with them, but that's just for the peasants right?

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It's another 4/21 miracle! Yay!

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