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Lefty Mark's avatar

I Miss W. T. F.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The more stuff I read about Millennials, the more I realize that I have been imitating them in order to seem trendy since around 1969 or 1970. God, I'm such a follower.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Sure, the mug may <i>say</i> that the owner misses "W.", but we all know that what it is really saying is, "I Want Dick."

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Ikimizi's avatar

I "like" Ike.

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schmannity's avatar

A 10,000 year old mummified bison is good news for Taco Bell.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If anyone misses W they must have been really disappointed with all the campaigning he did for republicans this last election. I didn't see or hear from him once.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I miss W too. But next time, I'll aim better. With hard, painful votes.

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PubOption's avatar

There should be an 'I missed W' mug, for the Iraqi shoe-thrower.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Does the ISIS hunting kit include a visa to Syria? If so, I'm all for it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Where the hell did all the Perotistas go? Twenty years ago you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting one.

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