Whale. Karen. Thank you Marcie Jones! But why is he still demanding to be placed on the ballot in NY? Didn't he become one of Trump's toadies recently?
Looks like a Pinpoint Cotton Shirt with Minimum Capacity Collar, overstuffed with a polyester fiber fill harvested from used dog toys -- and then with a dummy head sat right there in the middle of the neck hole.
BRAVO! just announced a new reality show collab with Bear Grylls & Jr Brain Wurms: Wild Eats! The show has Bear & Head Whaler traveling the globe attacking the corpses of a variety of protected species in as undignified manner as possible then attempting to cart off their illegal carcasses across state lines by wearing their flesh like trophies. Light hearted but heavy livered the series has guts but no brains and is an asshole’s paradise.
I live on on the southern fringe of Brentwood, a community of not-rich people just a few blocks away from the somewhat-rich people north of Wilshire, and barely a mile from the absurdly-rich people north of Sunset.
Before reading this story, I had no idea that I had RFK Jr. for a neighbor. Thanks for the advisory! I'll double-check that I'm carrying pepper spray before heading out on long evening walks.
Ta, Marcie. This is the end product of addiction. The only reason he's not living under a bridge with all his earthly belongings in a stolen grocery cart is that he comes from money.
We have to lend the brain worm some sympathy. It was just given too simple an instruction, "you must rat fuck this election". So now it's stuck with "does that mean 'pat head' or 'rub stomach' or is it the other way around?" It's unfair to leave a brain worm alone to navigate multiple state election requirements. Especially when your official residence is a guest room you never sleep in.
Bobby Brainworms is now claiming that President Big Mac is gonna save your kids from bad food:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAWcRyJSnC9/?igsh=MWozbGR5eDNiazhiaw==
Generally I'm not in favor of frontal lobotomies but in this case I think it's the only way to deworm this guy.
All you have to do is look at that face to know the worm has been eatin' good in the neighborhood.
"while weeping softly" made me snort with laughter.
It was 'Whale Karen' that got me.
“you don’t get eleventy-hundred mistresses, a whale head on your roof, a dog haunch for lunch or dead bear in your trunk by being sensible and shy!”
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
Whale. Karen. Thank you Marcie Jones! But why is he still demanding to be placed on the ballot in NY? Didn't he become one of Trump's toadies recently?
he wants to be left on the ballot where it might hurt Biden, and removed from the ballot where it might hurt trump-
Hmmm. How do they know which state will perform as they expect?
Yes, whale karen is a cherry picker.
Why is this legal? Has anyone in our history been buckfug enough to suspend half of his campaign?
Worms don’t run, they wriggle.
Whale Karen
We are not worthy.
let him worm his way back onto New York’s ballot
ISWYDT.
Looks like a Pinpoint Cotton Shirt with Minimum Capacity Collar, overstuffed with a polyester fiber fill harvested from used dog toys -- and then with a dummy head sat right there in the middle of the neck hole.
This is my favorite picture of him yet!
There is something very special about it! For me, a perfect expression of the word "dullard".
BRAVO! just announced a new reality show collab with Bear Grylls & Jr Brain Wurms: Wild Eats! The show has Bear & Head Whaler traveling the globe attacking the corpses of a variety of protected species in as undignified manner as possible then attempting to cart off their illegal carcasses across state lines by wearing their flesh like trophies. Light hearted but heavy livered the series has guts but no brains and is an asshole’s paradise.
I never thought I’d so look forward to RFK Jr fading back into his weird little world as soon as possible.
Whale Karen 😅🤗😂🤩
I live on on the southern fringe of Brentwood, a community of not-rich people just a few blocks away from the somewhat-rich people north of Wilshire, and barely a mile from the absurdly-rich people north of Sunset.
Before reading this story, I had no idea that I had RFK Jr. for a neighbor. Thanks for the advisory! I'll double-check that I'm carrying pepper spray before heading out on long evening walks.
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Ta, Marcie. This is the end product of addiction. The only reason he's not living under a bridge with all his earthly belongings in a stolen grocery cart is that he comes from money.
We have to lend the brain worm some sympathy. It was just given too simple an instruction, "you must rat fuck this election". So now it's stuck with "does that mean 'pat head' or 'rub stomach' or is it the other way around?" It's unfair to leave a brain worm alone to navigate multiple state election requirements. Especially when your official residence is a guest room you never sleep in.
Ah, yes. They forgot to tell the brain worm who to ratfuck the election FOR. The poor thing's just flailing around, doing its best.
America, when this is all over, you need some SERIOUS reform to your electoral system.