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fuflans's avatar

right? he must have been taking aging pills for batman and tinker tailor.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Let's see... if you tap it from behind, then an explosion ensues.

Sounds like a decent summary of all the altar-boy molestations.

You nailed it! (Jesus pun explodes)

The Quirk's avatar

When nipples are outlawed, only outlaws something something.

bobbert's avatar

Okay, I know you're a kid, and maybe you're being ironic, but "also involved in music" LIBELZ.

Space Oddity, alone, would put the guy in the top 100. And he had some other tunes.

The movies, well, you kinda got me there.

PsycWench's avatar

Baptists didn't get so wound up about it because there's not much real dancing.

PubOption's avatar

I remember reading, several years ago, what messages different makes of car projected, one of them was Cadillac 'My next car will be a hearse'.

SullivanSt's avatar

If you can't get Iman, being married to Trudie Styler also seems to work quite well.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Simple rule: If Bill Donahue is against it, I'm for it.

Shypixel's avatar

Nipple shields.

WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN THAT REQUIRES SHIELDS FOR NIPPLES!?!?!?

Edit: Also: a good band name.

ReEdit: Too: A good Ladies Health Insurance name.

Mahousu's avatar

"The Cadillac of all religions"? Overpriced, gaudy, inconvenient breakdowns and inexplicable emissions of smoke? He does have a point.

Shypixel's avatar

A mostly third-world audience...

Reminds me of the old "Any port in a storm" adage.

SullivanSt's avatar

Oi! <em>Outside</em> was good, in a dark and fucked up way, and despite the über-pretentious subtitle. I also liked <em>Heathen</em>.