You know, most people have a pretty predictable range of emotions regarding David Bowie's new record. Some range from "OHMYGOD BOWIE IS BACK" (which is the camp this particular portion of yr Wonkette inhabits) to "meh, it is no Heroes ," to "don't care, never liked him." These are rational responses to pop culture and these things probably cover the range of your feelings on the matter. Unless, of course, you are fringey self-anointed Catholic spokesperson Bill Donahue of the "Catholic" "League," in which case it is time to get all batshit angerbear about David Bowie because
I remember reading, several years ago, what messages different makes of car projected, one of them was Cadillac 'My next car will be a hearse'.
"The Cadillac of all religions"? Overpriced, gaudy, inconvenient breakdowns and inexplicable emissions of smoke? He does have a point.
Oi! <em>Outside</em> was good, in a dark and fucked up way, and despite the &uuml;ber-pretentious subtitle. I also liked <em>Heathen</em>.
right? he must have been taking aging pills for batman and tinker tailor.
with less shirts.
blood of marion.
Let&#039;s see... if you tap it from behind, then an explosion ensues.
Sounds like a decent summary of all the altar-boy molestations.
You nailed it! (Jesus pun explodes)
When nipples are outlawed, only outlaws something something.
Okay, I know you&#039;re a kid, and maybe you&#039;re being ironic, but &quot;also involved in music&quot; LIBELZ.
Space Oddity, alone, would put the guy in the top 100. And he had some other tunes.
The movies, well, you kinda got me there.
Baptists didn&#039;t get so wound up about it because there&#039;s not much real dancing.
I remember reading, several years ago, what messages different makes of car projected, one of them was Cadillac &#039;My next car will be a hearse&#039;.
If you can&#039;t get Iman, being married to Trudie Styler also seems to work quite well.
Simple rule: If Bill Donahue is against it, I&#039;m for it.
Nipple shields.
WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN THAT REQUIRES SHIELDS FOR NIPPLES!?!?!?
Edit: Also: a good band name.
ReEdit: Too: A good Ladies Health Insurance name.
&quot;The Cadillac of all religions&quot;? Overpriced, gaudy, inconvenient breakdowns and inexplicable emissions of smoke? He does have a point.
A mostly third-world audience...
Reminds me of the old &quot;Any port in a storm&quot; adage.
Oi! <em>Outside</em> was good, in a dark and fucked up way, and despite the &uuml;ber-pretentious subtitle. I also liked <em>Heathen</em>.