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Ill-Advised's avatar

I think I'll just keep tabs on this while I drink coffee.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Long, tubby and with short legs. Babby is half tiger and half dachshund.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

That is an overload of cuteness. I'm happy.

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weejee's avatar

I does teh maths bettur than da woids, so off to my bunny walk.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

So cute would bring home in a heartbeat.....until I remember the sad truth about cute baby tigers and how they grow up big and strong and bitey😥😫😥!

So I will stick to my baby tigers in Tabs form, thank you very much!

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Menotsure's avatar

Baby tigers scream a bit

They haven't mastered roars

For goodness sake, it's hard enough

Just walking on all fours

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WasX's avatar

🏆

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

🥰

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SkeptiKC's avatar

We live near a wild cat sanctuary called Cat Tails and several years ago when we took our two daughters out for a family day and went to see the big cats we had the INCREDIBLE squeeEEeee of seeing the four wee tiger cubs one of the female tigers had recently given birth to. Those wee, wide-eyed bebe tigers make THE most precious "grrrrrrrrrr-oow" purr-growls ever!

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WasX's avatar

Oh GAHHHHD, Skepti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down*

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"You're 𝘢𝘭𝘭 gonna get it! Right after a nap..."

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

ROOOOWWWWRR!!!!

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Froglooksfunny's avatar

Wee tiger tiger

Mewling might

In the forest of the night

What immortal hand or eye

Dare ignore thy hungry, fearful cry

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Angryoldman's avatar

From Mad Magazine many years ago

Tiger, Tiger burning bright

In the ballparks of the night.

Your pitching’s fair, your field adroit

So why no pennants for Detroit?

You start out brave with each new year

With stalwart hearts that know no fear.

Then from on high, while sitting pretty

You blow four games to Kansas City.

The Cleveland Indians go to work

They beat you good; so does New York

When Boston adds a mortal blow

All you can shout is “Look out below.”

Amid the heated pennant race

You fight to cling to seventh place.

Tiger, Tiger burning bright

In the ballparks of the night

Someday the fans will get their fill

And ship the team to Louisville.

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Lucinda the Pook's avatar

Mr. P can recite this from memory

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Angryoldman's avatar

My like button doesn't work. LIKE. I found it by Googling my favorite line: When from on high while sitting pretty, you blow four games to Kansas City.

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Lucinda the Pook's avatar

Mr P and I bond over reciting old Mad lines together

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Angryoldman's avatar

I still remember things like Father's Day cards and college fight songs that I memorized 60 years ago. God what I'd give to have that kind of memory now!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nice kitty!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Another beautiful baby.

Thanks, Martini

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tehbaddr's avatar

Are they supposed to have stubby little legs like that?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

People often ask the same question about me.

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DustBowlBlue's avatar

Aren't they cute! One of my new kitties has slightly stubby legs and is very large and has a Big Cat face. He reminds me of the TABS guy.

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MRK's avatar

Baby tigers are particularly dangerous, because they act just like any other kittens, and so are irresistibly cute. But if you follow that urge to take it home, you wind up with a full size tiger.

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Jamoche's avatar

“ The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”

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Sherry's avatar

We read a book entitled "No Beast So Fierce: The Terrifying True Story of the Tiger of Champawat"

If you want to learn how smart these cats are it is an amazing story from a former tiger hunter who eventually became a cat conservationist. Great read.

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tehbaddr's avatar

/pets rather large hyena

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NatalyaResists's avatar

I hate when that happens.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

There was a long-time commenter who drifted away a few years ago now, went by the nym of Gayer Than Thou. He used to joke about the fictional baby tigers he adopted (I think from Siegfried and Roy) that had since grown and were generally eating all visitors. He also had bears and lions too, oh my!

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Eileen's avatar

I remember Gayer Than Thou!

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Now you tell me!

"Spot, leave the postman alone. He'll need that leg."

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

A tiger named Spot <3 <3

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Stroke1's avatar

I had a pet spot named Tiger.

I was a weird and lonely child.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

All goats re William until you get to know them. Then they are Billy.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I would've guessed you had a pet spot named Stripe.

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Stroke1's avatar

Steven Wright named his dog Stay, so he could watch the confusion when he'd say, ''Come here, Stay. Come here ... Stay.''

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

I was a weird child who wished I was lonely.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

A lot of members of congress don’t have their office inside the Capitol. There are a few office buildings.

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BECKY's avatar

Correct me if i'm wrong but I don't think I am...don't all womens' restrooms have privacy doors? Then what's the BFD--except they can be a$$holes yet again.

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Let me sum up's avatar

As I minnesotan, I cannot possibly roll my eyes harder at the thought of Ken Martin as national party chair.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I STILL think Rep. McBride should do something like pee in a bottle then leave it in Rep. Mace's office.

Or just pee in her office. Preferably on the desk. I mean, that's the kind of thing those "true patriots" did on J6.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Leave a giant curler in the middle of her desk.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

As I’m sure I’ve said before in this forum (because there is always a new anti-trans outrage), I wish the trans man I know had time to visit the Capitol and wait in the ladies’ room for Nancy Mace. She would scream for the woke National Guard to get him out. Because he is a man.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

They're all strangely unconcerned with trans men. It's like that (apocryphal?) story that Britain banned male homosexual activity but not lesbian, because Queen Elizabeth or whoever didn't think it possible.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Surprisingly, lesbianism is possible even though scissoring is not a thing.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Well, YEAH, I've done my research on the subject

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WasX's avatar

Right?? Some of those dudes whom I can call real friends are butcher than macho, I mean. 500% Man.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

So true. I’ve only known a few trans people but they ran the gamut of personality traits.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

The guy I know has always been a dick and I hoped once he’d transitioned he’d be less of a dick because happier, but now he’s just a happier asshole. In all seriousness, though, there is no question he’s a man. It’s done wonders to educate his family and their socially conservative circle, including my in-laws.

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WasX's avatar

VERY cool, about the change of comprehension, at least!

My pals are fabulous guys, but of course, I've known a few people who are trans who are jerky, like ***anyone else***. People are....... PEOPLE! Who'd have thought, right???

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kmblue187's avatar

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

― Abraham Lincoln

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Lincoln was woke.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Put that on a bumper sticker and watch heads assplode.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕ Thank You, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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Tyrone Mercer's avatar

I read the Erin in the Morning tabs and Charlotte Clymer's piece. I'm hoping our Crip Dyke will weigh in as well. The comment section on Erin in the Morning was tough to read. So much disappointment and some anger about a choice none of them had to make and I understand the frustration and hope it works out to everyone's satisfaction. I'm going to be happy Representative-elect McBride was chosen, sad she has to make choices like this, and hopeful she is returned in 2026.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Gotta point out that the New York Times and Recipe Newsletter was "complying in advance" before complying in advance was cool. They slanted their coverage and editorial choices in MAGA's favor long before Trump even declared himself to be a candidate in 2022.

I can't say that I'm eager to defend abject cowards. They're gonna have to nut up some before I start caring.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

The Recipe Newsletter??? Please explain. I never subscribed, but did they carry articles like, "Use Chicken Stock. Fuck Your Crunchy Vegetarian Friends"?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Like Evan, I like to highlight that the New York Times is basically a top-notch cooking publication that occasionally also prints something newsworthy.

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

I prefer that a better platform (maybe Propublica) throw golden parachutes at the few writers at NYT that are still on the right side of history, and the rest have earned everything coming to them.

(edit: I wrote Politico, but meant Propublica. This is why doing things before you've had coffee is never a good idea)

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Extend the offer to those who want to be on the right side again, and then we're talking.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

In my own tabs:

Well well well, the mostly-white Oregon coast population offers some history up that actually not all about white people, for once. Usually it's the local tribes who work their way through this (not always) invisible wall, but this time around something else broke through:

𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗵𝗶𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰’𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱

https://yachatsnews.com/new-maritime-heritage-center-exhibit-explores-history-of-blacks-in-the-pacifics-seafaring-world/

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WasX's avatar

Cool cool, fucking cool, My Sistah.

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Enuf MSNBC. Well, it was enuf an hour ago.

'Democrats must connect better with what the center-right of middle America cares about.'

Counterpoint? Democratic candidates simply must look more like middle America. Cause, white (racists?) don't vote based on anything resembling policy.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Dear San Francisco,

Not building houses is why Trump won. Now shut up and build some houses.

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Sherry's avatar

The permitting and codes here are onerous and expensive. Seems like those cost more than the materials and real estate. It's pretty bad. Why, just in my little peninsula town, if you do so much space in an internal remodel you must then re-landscape your yard using only city approved plants. Why? Who cares what your yard looks like if you've created an open living area inside your home?

Meanwhile the city is not beholden to such things as landscaping telling from the trees that they razed on our side of this busy throughway and planted to let die on the other side.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Ex-East Bay Area person here. I agree, the NIMBY mindset amongst these entitled pricks is too much. Even though the state of California and before that, certain counties, allowed ADUs to be built on properties, a friend in the East Bay got harassed by someone who lived on the other side of town when she pulled a permit to build an ADU on behalf of her elderly parents. Some of the neighbors objected to the design (pffft!). She built it with city approval, but then the same person from the other side of town went after her for the way she built a deck. It was in compliance, but that didn't stop the prick from bringing it up repeatedly during town council open mic. Jeezus.

Your little town sounds even worse! No wonder California is so expensive. Too many rich pricks with too much time on their hands.

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Sherry's avatar

The only reason I know this is because my husband does remodels so I hear it all. And they do allow ADU's in San Mateo county so that's good but still.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“It’s tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General.” Andy Borowitz.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

If Gisele had just waited a couple of years, she could’ve been elected to Congress.

Narrator:

She had bad timing.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I get the point about the NYT, but I'm still not going to subscribe again.

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