Good news, Obamatards with tickets to Barack Obama & the Decemberists' big concert at Mile High Stadium: You are encouraged to go through 10 miles of security lines and enter the INVESCO outdoor FEMA detainment camp at 1 p.m., a half day before Obama will speak. Also, you can't bring booze. Also, there will be no booze for sale. Hope sucks. Read the whole terrifying list of fun weapons and drugs and animals you CANNOT bring to the greatest football game on Earth, after the jump.
Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama's Stadium Show
Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama's Stadium Show
Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama's Stadium Show
Good news, Obamatards with tickets to Barack Obama & the Decemberists' big concert at Mile High Stadium: You are encouraged to go through 10 miles of security lines and enter the INVESCO outdoor FEMA detainment camp at 1 p.m., a half day before Obama will speak. Also, you can't bring booze. Also, there will be no booze for sale. Hope sucks. Read the whole terrifying list of fun weapons and drugs and animals you CANNOT bring to the greatest football game on Earth, after the jump.