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I am despairing the future of humanity because there are so many unimaginably fucked-up people in existence.

Same as it ever was.

Remember Ötzi the Iceman? He was murdered. Shot in the back with an arrow after a big meal. Perhaps even with his murderer, who then lagged behind and shot him at a distance.

The murderer didn't steal his copper axe, which was worth a lot back then. This indicates theft wasn't the motive. Probably settled a score, perhaps even someone in his own tribe, a brother in law, for example, who couldn't be seen with the deceased victim's axe.http://www.iceman.it/en/i/

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Hint: DSM-listed disorders and pathologies aren't real diseases, they're selected by popular vote, not based on any scientific measurements of the brain.

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But he didn't do it in the oval office! Makes it totally ok.

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Tony Soprano? Fugetabatit

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Losers commiserating with losers

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Those poor, poor aggrieved wypipo

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My uncle Jonny and auntie Pula's FB looks like a gods dam Hannite fan page, both Aunt Pula's in fact.My best guess is the root of Boston racism starts with wedging the Irish and Italian 'pspists" between the Yankee and black community's. They talk all the time about Irish being transported on slave ships. Along with the classic "the Irish are the "N$&@$€" of Europe. Still up here in Somerville and all over the South shore trumpkin racist assholes. Bitch about taxachusetts all the time profiting hugely from all the building going on thanks to deer island the big dig and a thousand other state efforts improve the city.How to get through to these people that there interest don't lie in hate full service to Plutocrats, that they get value for taxes, and that the success of other community's doesn't lessen them is something beyond my Kenn.Will say that all us grand kids wage mighty battles in the name of not being assholes.

Also fuck Jimmy fuck him in his dum fuck ear.

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Her face and arms began to swell

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There all in love with wealth so long as Trump was flashy they would treat him the way he treats bonesaw.

Nana has a pair of gold leaf pink valor thrones to match her gold inlay miirror all covered in scroll work...blahShe always says that Jimmy was always polite and clean. Always had a hair cut and nice clothes. These things being very important Down on I street. ( That's the hart of southie to you all)So yes class and conspicuous consumption are confused in the minds of many.Now if Trump straight up walked in alone with no one's good graces cuz he didn't pay wat he owed? Well that's just a Yankee fan with a nice watch it's your duty to roll that mother fucker.

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Jimmy onles there's more then one Jim in the conversation.As in "I hear Jimmy is a rat" "No shit? Jim who?""Buldger," "whitey?! Fuck"We're all named James jhon Dan Ed and joe"

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He didn't keep anything from anybody. He didn't say shit and Billy never asked. Cuz he didn't give a shit.

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Because his near-incomprehensible argle-bargle smacks more of cumulative mercury poisoning.

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Am I still alive? HOW CAN I TELL?

AHHHHH!

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If it were 1859 I could get my pocketwatches repaired for a fair price.

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Show them Alabama's roads, schools, and every other standing in the country being dead last or nearly so. Show them Texas choking on property tax and fighting over a diminishing water supply. THAT is what happens when you listen to the taxation is theft crowd.Tell em if they hate taxes so much they need to put their money where their mouths are and move to one of those great states.If they are too dumb to get it, they're a lost cause.

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