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Hmm, maybe this generally apathetic country will actually rise up against something! They really don't want other people to see their privates; they just want to see other people's privates. Anyway, if you do any sort of thing to TSA agents right now, you will be famous!
According to police, John A. Christina, 51, admitted to punching the officer after passing through the machine and asking the officer about increased security procedures. The officer replied that he does not normally work in Indianapolis and could not answer the question.
Christina then punched the officer in the chest, police said. The officer, who is normally assigned to the Dayton, Ohio, airport, asked Christina why he punched him.
"I was only kidding with you," Christina replied.
Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. Maybe the radiation cooked his brain? [ WP ]
Now Americans Are Punching Their TSA Agents
Somebody just made it to the top of the Sphincter Search list, for life.
Fo reals, I haven't even gotten to beat a zombie, fuck a fellow officer's wife, nothing! I still have bullets left, goddammit, I want chaos! Also, am I now an illegal foreigner? Because I would assume that based on the Axis bank money remittance ad on the right? Wrong kind of brown, Wonkette ad targeter, I only use Sharia Eastern Union money transfers