Hmm, maybe this generally apathetic country will actually rise up against something! They really don't want other people to see their privates; they just want to see other people's privates. Anyway, if you do any sort of thing to TSA agents right now, you will be famous!
Fo reals, I haven't even gotten to beat a zombie, fuck a fellow officer's wife, nothing! I still have bullets left, goddammit, I want chaos! Also, am I now an illegal foreigner? Because I would assume that based on the Axis bank money remittance ad on the right? Wrong kind of brown, Wonkette ad targeter, I only use Sharia Eastern Union money transfers
Somebody just made it to the top of the Sphincter Search list, for life.
Fo reals, I haven't even gotten to beat a zombie, fuck a fellow officer's wife, nothing! I still have bullets left, goddammit, I want chaos! Also, am I now an illegal foreigner? Because I would assume that based on the Axis bank money remittance ad on the right? Wrong kind of brown, Wonkette ad targeter, I only use Sharia Eastern Union money transfers
The Wright Brothers built that first airplane in Dayton. That explains Christina's terrorist fist bump.
If someone was feeling up my junk without pushing dollars into my g-string I would have an overwhelming desire to donkey punch him.