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Now we are going to have Holder there with the deuce deuce Crips flashing the hell out of Ferguson and seeing if they can get the Bloods to shoot another knee grow kid to keep the protest going.As for Captain Ron, 2 fingers means peace and 1 means fuck you and he has 3 out so he is really saying fuck for peace or fuck peace or something something its too hard to keep up

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...which looks very similar to a shocker.

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Zombie Richard J. Daley vigorously denies that he was ever a member of the notorious Hamburg Athletic Club, and that, even if he were, he certainly was never its president, and that, even if he were, the Hamburgs certainly were never categorized as a street gang by the Chicago police department, and that, if even if they were, they certainly were never implicated in the violence of the race riots of August, 1919, and that, even if they were, they were certainly never were implicated as being one of the primary instigators of that violence!

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Now you've done it. You've got them singing.

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Are you on FMLA?

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Why do you ask?

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Duly noted.

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Does that make the guy in the white t shirt a senile delinquent?

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LOYAL ORDER OF WATER BUFFALOES LIBEL!

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Aren't fraternities just gangs, mostly for rich white boys who will steal your money without any possibility of going to jail?

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Well we all know that Bloomington, Indiana is a hotbed of gang activity and recruitment. - Said no person who has actually <em>been</em> to Bloomington, Indiana.

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I recall Scalia making a Sicilian hand-gesture.

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I thought it meant he wanted three fingers of scotch.

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Yeah, I've seen chapters of this gang around here.

They're always wearing their colors (purple) and garb with weird glyphs on them (one looks like a "K").

I see them asking for handouts, "for children's hospitals." Like we haven't hear that one before.

And the "volunteering" at community events.

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That looks like the "Oh Wonket" gang sign.

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That's the Omega Psi Phi guys in purple. Kappas wear red. You want a fight, call an Omega a Kappa. Thus ends today's lesson on obscure black shit.

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