Wait how did we not hear about the Baltimore-Washington Parkway being closed? Sure, we don't drive, and we aren't going to Baltimore this weekend or anything, and we don't really read, like, the metro section, but still. It was closed because -- wait for it -- BRIDGES ARE FUCKING COLLAPSING.
Now DC's Bridges Are Collapsing
Now DC's Bridges Are Collapsing
Now DC's Bridges Are Collapsing
Wait how did we not hear about the Baltimore-Washington Parkway being closed? Sure, we don't drive, and we aren't going to Baltimore this weekend or anything, and we don't really read, like, the metro section, but still. It was closed because -- wait for it -- BRIDGES ARE FUCKING COLLAPSING.