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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

If we give them pepperoni rolls, they'll forgive us.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

And his dumb ass got arrested too.No one got hurt, thank the FSM.

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Or.G's avatar

They do.

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

Maybe a few pockets of loonies will storm various federal bird sanctuaries across the map, but for the most part I'd expect the real-world manifestation of all that message board rage to look like the turnout for your typical MRA street protest (i.e. 3-4 pathetic looking dudes shuffling around on the sidewalk).

But there IS reason to be increasingly concerned for the safety of randomly targeted members of the muslim & latino communities in the coming weeks now, thanks to he who shall not be named.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Hi Granny, long time! Definitely pepperoni rolls.

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FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

Reminding myself that the redneck counties tend to get their counts done first.

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ChicagoanInColorado's avatar

One of my friends was freaking out over VA. I had to explain that Arlington and Fairfax are sometimes almost dead last in reporting.

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

They're only going to bolster the resolve of true-blue voters still going to the polls out West.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

The volunteer who walked him through the pile of paperwork said it was the 1st he'd seen in 30 years. In Wisco an ID is required when requesting an absentee ballot. FWIW.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

See below, disquss if fucking p my obamaphone too uch to type...

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Extemporanus's avatar

Been pretty well, thanks! Hope you are, too...

I think I gave you a "Dude!"-like reply back when you resurfaced, but not sure if you saw it. I've mainly only popped in for debate nights and other high octane events lately. My kimono dragon breeding program has been taking up most of my time.

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Crank Tango's avatar

Ground needed to be stood!

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Arolpin's avatar

There's always Hendricks. It has more of a peppery note than a floral note. Most drinks that specify Hendricks use a cucumber, which sounds odd, but it really works. (Though I think a Hendrick's G&T is at least equal to a Sapphire G&T.)

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Arolpin's avatar

I have 1/2 of a Star Tavern Pizza, a bottle of Basil Hayden, a bottle of some single barrel bourbon, and a sippy pen or two to get me through the night. Need to get my twins showered and into bed, catch up on the comments that don't exist, and get ready to cheer for Madame President. I'll be happy when they call FL, and if she wins NC I'll know it's in the bag.

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