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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Reminds me of the one-armed cook whose meatballs always have chest hair in them. You should see how he stuffs peppers!

Shypixel's avatar

Walla Walla, Washington. I just like saying that. A lot.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Pepper? I hardly know her!

Yeah, I'll let myself out...

Joshua Norton's avatar

Why is teh wonkettes giving us recipes of foods? If I need helpful suggestions on how to send my blood glucose into overdrive, I still have 2 Paula Deen cookbooks I haven't gone through yet. I have no idea where they came from, but there they are.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Unsalted butter isn't bad if you put enough salt on it.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What? No cat food? you must be one of those liberal elitist I keep hearing about.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Put down the fork and step away from the butter.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I thought about a stuffing joke, but Cousinitt already made a better comment than I might have come up with.

But I suppose "pink slime" is still available for innuendo.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Never cook bacon in a bikini. I learned that the hard way.

ok, I might have been nekked at the time, and drunk