It's time to retire the Oompa-Loompa pics, kids -- the new pictorial stand-in for "John Boehner" will now be the windup monkey from this video.
<i>Have you ever thought about buying a third shed?</i>
Don&#039;t you know you&#039;ve got to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo" target="_blank">shock the monkey</a>.
That monkey looks kinda nervous sitting on Uncle Boner&#039;s lap.
So be very careful when he bends down.
Did you compose the resolutions repealing Obamacare <i>in</i> the shed?
So, there are disadvantages to being 66 (the main one being, being 66), but at least I didn&#039;t have to watch anti-drug ads when I was a kid.
I really dont want to see John spank his monkey
As if that&#039;s the only wind-up toy the Koch Bros. have purchased and put into political office.
Eric Cantor has never looked better.
That video is the most productive thing Bonehead has done this year.
It&#039;s evil I tells ya! EVIL!
But the monkey looks okay.
&quot;because his jam-packed scheduled kept him so busy.&quot;
Busy doing squat. What Boner does day-to-day is very much like a wind-up toy monkey banging cymbals together, so I can totally see the analogy.
The live one, obvs.
And when the port is gone, he starts in on the brandy.
<i>Have you ever thought about buying a third shed?</i>
Don&#039;t you know you&#039;ve got to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo" target="_blank">shock the monkey</a>.
That monkey looks kinda nervous sitting on Uncle Boner&#039;s lap.
So be very careful when he bends down.
Did you compose the resolutions repealing Obamacare <i>in</i> the shed?
So, there are disadvantages to being 66 (the main one being, being 66), but at least I didn&#039;t have to watch anti-drug ads when I was a kid.
I really dont want to see John spank his monkey
As if that&#039;s the only wind-up toy the Koch Bros. have purchased and put into political office.
Eric Cantor has never looked better.
That video is the most productive thing Bonehead has done this year.
It&#039;s evil I tells ya! EVIL!
But the monkey looks okay.
&quot;because his jam-packed scheduled kept him so busy.&quot;
Busy doing squat. What Boner does day-to-day is very much like a wind-up toy monkey banging cymbals together, so I can totally see the analogy.
The live one, obvs.
And when the port is gone, he starts in on the brandy.