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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Have you ever thought about buying a third shed?</i>

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Don't you know you've got to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo" target="_blank">shock the monkey</a>.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That monkey looks kinda nervous sitting on Uncle Boner's lap.

PubOption's avatar

So be very careful when he bends down.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Did you compose the resolutions repealing Obamacare <i>in</i> the shed?

bobbert's avatar

So, there are disadvantages to being 66 (the main one being, being 66), but at least I didn't have to watch anti-drug ads when I was a kid.

Capt.Jim's avatar

I really dont want to see John spank his monkey

Ikimizi's avatar

As if that's the only wind-up toy the Koch Bros. have purchased and put into political office.

schmannity's avatar

Eric Cantor has never looked better.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That video is the most productive thing Bonehead has done this year.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's evil I tells ya! EVIL!

But the monkey looks okay.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"because his jam-packed scheduled kept him so busy."

Busy doing squat. What Boner does day-to-day is very much like a wind-up toy monkey banging cymbals together, so I can totally see the analogy.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And when the port is gone, he starts in on the brandy.