There is so much blame to go around for the death of Ferguson teenager Michael Brown. St. Louis prosecutor Bob McCullough said, when explaining why there was simply no reason at all to indict Officer Darren Wilson, that it was basically social media's fault
Now I want to conduct some science by asking as many gays as I can find if they played with guns as children, and then release the results on the interwebs- Guns make you gay!
The more I think about it, the more I think it's a travesty they did not indict.
In testimony, Darren Wilson expressed bewilderment that after he shot at Brown while he was running away, Brown turned around looking pissed that he was being shot at.
So, he admitted that <em>he shot at Mike Brown&#039;s back</em>. In his own words. It&#039;s a matter of dispute whether Brown &quot;charged&quot; him after that, but that&#039;s basically an admittance of attempted murder.
Of course, it didn&#039;t help that Bob McCulloch doesn&#039;t know the fucking law, incorrectly telling the Grand Jury that it&#039;s OK for a cop to shoot a felony suspect in the back as he runs away. SCOTUS precedent is quite clear that it is not, trumping the MO statute that&#039;s all like &quot;yeah, blast away copper! Pew pew pew!&quot;
<blockquote>So our reporters at NEOMG have been looking into Tamir&rsquo;s background, to see if he lived <strike>a life exposed to violence</strike> in a country whose culture has a deeply unhealthy obsession with firearms that could explain why it might be normal for him to randomly aim what looks like a real gun in a public place.</blockquote>
Yup, it&#039;s everyone&#039;s fault except for the guy who pulled the tr*gger. Quick, white people! Circle the wagons, our privilege is under attack!
It&#039;s the damn tree hugging environmental wackos, what with their job-killing government regulations and economy crushing laws, that are depriving communities like Ferguson of any hope or even money to buy cigars from a convenience store.
...hey Uncle Ben, instead of investigating why black teenagers don&#039;t have respect for &quot;authority figures&quot;; how about instead, we investigate the mindset of a police officer that has so little respect for the people he has sworn to protect and serve that he thinks &quot;Get the fuck on the sidewalk!!!&quot; Is the appropriate way to gain compliance. **MAYBE** its that same mindset that allows this officer to refer to the deceased as a &quot;Demon&quot;?! **MAYBE** it&#039;s the same mindset that not only make it seem like a good idea to execute an unarmed teenager, but also do a mag dump in the middle of the afternoon in a densely populated neighborhood!
<i>Finally! We were hoping someone would get around to that, since feminists are usually to blame for everything that isn&rsquo;t Obama&rsquo;s fault.</i>
Well if Obummers mommy had given birth to him in American instead of that foreign Hawaiian country and picked a not blah father for him, then he wouldn&#039;t have grown up to ruin America by being all blah in the White House so obviously feminism is to blame for Obama too.
/thought I might as well just make the argument for them that everything everywhere is the fault of the feminazis even teh gheys cause they taught them all the flouncy stuff too, so there.....
Suppose said police officer had, rather than shooting one of the jaywalkers, arrested them and taken them in. This also assumes that Wilson didn&#039;t know that one of those he arrested matched the description of a petty thief.
Wilson: I&#039;ve arrested these two for jaywalking, Chief Chief: Jaywalking? Let them go. You know that charge will never get to court, its not worth wasting the ink on the booking papers.
<i>&quot;...since feminists are usually to blame for everything that isn&rsquo;t Obama&rsquo;s fault.&quot;</i>
Wait, don&#039;t you get bonus wingnut points if you blame them both? Doesn&#039;t that open a hidden level or something?
Now I want to conduct some science by asking as many gays as I can find if they played with guns as children, and then release the results on the interwebs- Guns make you gay!
The more I think about it, the more I think it&#039;s a travesty they did not indict.
In testimony, Darren Wilson expressed bewilderment that after he shot at Brown while he was running away, Brown turned around looking pissed that he was being shot at.
So, he admitted that <em>he shot at Mike Brown&#039;s back</em>. In his own words. It&#039;s a matter of dispute whether Brown &quot;charged&quot; him after that, but that&#039;s basically an admittance of attempted murder.
Of course, it didn&#039;t help that Bob McCulloch doesn&#039;t know the fucking law, incorrectly telling the Grand Jury that it&#039;s OK for a cop to shoot a felony suspect in the back as he runs away. SCOTUS precedent is quite clear that it is not, trumping the MO statute that&#039;s all like &quot;yeah, blast away copper! Pew pew pew!&quot;
Perhaps he&#039;s merely a walking cautionary tale against using oneself as an experimental subject.
<blockquote>So our reporters at NEOMG have been looking into Tamir&rsquo;s background, to see if he lived <strike>a life exposed to violence</strike> in a country whose culture has a deeply unhealthy obsession with firearms that could explain why it might be normal for him to randomly aim what looks like a real gun in a public place.</blockquote>
FTFY, you racist fuckheads.
Dr. Carson, with all due respect to your outstanding neuro-surgical achievements -- as a human being, you are a horse&#039;s ass.
Yup, it&#039;s everyone&#039;s fault except for the guy who pulled the tr*gger. Quick, white people! Circle the wagons, our privilege is under attack!
It&#039;s the damn tree hugging environmental wackos, what with their job-killing government regulations and economy crushing laws, that are depriving communities like Ferguson of any hope or even money to buy cigars from a convenience store.
...hey Uncle Ben, instead of investigating why black teenagers don&#039;t have respect for &quot;authority figures&quot;; how about instead, we investigate the mindset of a police officer that has so little respect for the people he has sworn to protect and serve that he thinks &quot;Get the fuck on the sidewalk!!!&quot; Is the appropriate way to gain compliance. **MAYBE** its that same mindset that allows this officer to refer to the deceased as a &quot;Demon&quot;?! **MAYBE** it&#039;s the same mindset that not only make it seem like a good idea to execute an unarmed teenager, but also do a mag dump in the middle of the afternoon in a densely populated neighborhood!
Hitler?
It&#039;s always Hitler...
Can we impeach now? And maybe pre-impeach Hilary? That should at least slow the police shootings.
So ... it&#039;s not the Gayz? Or the Jews? Gimme something to work with here!
<i>Finally! We were hoping someone would get around to that, since feminists are usually to blame for everything that isn&rsquo;t Obama&rsquo;s fault.</i>
Well if Obummers mommy had given birth to him in American instead of that foreign Hawaiian country and picked a not blah father for him, then he wouldn&#039;t have grown up to ruin America by being all blah in the White House so obviously feminism is to blame for Obama too.
/thought I might as well just make the argument for them that everything everywhere is the fault of the feminazis even teh gheys cause they taught them all the flouncy stuff too, so there.....
It wouldn&#039;t be possible. It&#039;s a very difficult operation because the head and the asshole share the same brain.
Suppose said police officer had, rather than shooting one of the jaywalkers, arrested them and taken them in. This also assumes that Wilson didn&#039;t know that one of those he arrested matched the description of a petty thief.
Wilson: I&#039;ve arrested these two for jaywalking, Chief Chief: Jaywalking? Let them go. You know that charge will never get to court, its not worth wasting the ink on the booking papers.
Do you know who Els would shoot black people with little or no provocation, according to Tom Sharpe?