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I can't believe Stephanopoulos let him slide on that.

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Camelback Mountain?

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Wish I could get a plane ticket and expenses, let alone half a mil, for landing my dick in some rich fucktwats' auditorium and 'splaining to them what they already know.

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SCROTUS also, too!

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AynRand Paultard is pretty much scuttling his own operation by running a textbook guaranteed to fail before the New Hampshire primary style campaign. At this rate he may not get as far as the counting caucus ballots in Iowa.

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What did they know about the Gunpowder Plot and when did they know it?

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take my father's advice . . . "if you want to live like a republican, vote for a Democrat"

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Hell, if Rand is saying that absolute transparency with regard to donations is a prerequisite for a campaign, we can expect a major announcement from the Paul organization soon, right?

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If Rand is really asking John Q. Taxpayer to pay for his opposition research, doesn't that make him a Big Government taker? 'Course it does. It was a rhetorical question.

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i am not so sanguine about hillary's invincibility. i think she's entirely beatable and i cannot believe how much i want to just leave the country now.

again.

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What Republican can win the GOP primary and not be completely toxic for the general election? Relax.

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Sheldon Adelson, also, too.

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I'm so happy to see my one contribution to Wonkette, "Metric fuckton," make an appearance. If only I could charge for it like a Clinton.

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Here's what Rand Paul wins...http://media0.giphy.com/med...

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Really? You started that? I feel slightly responsible (in an unintended pregnancy sort of way) for ™

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Yeah. We use metric fuckton and cubic assload as our description of accidental over-ordering of stuff, or for when we're hoarding stuff we know is going on back order. Used it in a few comments a while back and it stuck.

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