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Fender Deluxe's avatar

“(Notably, just about every Navy family member who talked to MS NOW for that report said they had voted for Trump.)”

Idiots. They actually believed Trump’s “no more wars lies?

PaulDietzel's avatar

Malcolm Nance was on Stephanie Miller on Wednesday and said that any other appropriate carrier to replace the Lincoln would take a month to get there if one is available. He also said that to restock the larders of foodstuffs on the Lincoln would require supplies either from Europe or the States and would probably take just as long.

Also, Evan (I guess sarcastically) referred to the "flaming liberals from Stars & Stripes." Back in '67 or '68 when Vietnam was really gettin' good there was a long running comic strip by Al Capp called "Li'l Abner" and it occasionally dabbled in politics. In the strip Capp began portraying LBJ as a Texas Longhorn throwing his weight around the barnyard and acting as a typical "Bull in a china shop." In those pre-Doonesbury days it was viewed as pretty controversial and the Washington Post and perhaps other papers put the strip on hiatus but Stars and Stripes did not. In June '73 "S&S" dropped Doonesbury in the wake of the "Guilty, guilty, guilty" controversy but reinstated it about a month later. The Washington Post and the Boston Globe had also declined to run that one particular strip.

jte's avatar
Aug 13Edited

There was apparently a spike in military recruitment after Trump was elected because a lot of young people thought that he was actually being serious when he said he would keep us out of overseas wars (including my own niece and nephew!). It seemed as good a time as any to get the benefits of enlistment with none of the risks! Oh, well! Now, of course, recruiters are back to scrounging around seeing if they can get tatted-up ex-felon white supremacist drug addicts to enlist because there's not even a barrel bottom left to scrape at this point.

It's one thing to sacrifice and endure long deployments if you know you're fighting for a righteous cause to defend your country. It's another to know you're a sitting duck in the middle of a hot ocean, eating shit food, shitting in a bucket, and fighting History's Stupidest Fucking War for a bunch of preening morons in DC, including the fat orange pustule you still have to call your commander-in-chief.

GoldStar's avatar

Trump called our war dead suckers and losers and MAGAs thought he'd treat our military with decency and respect?

jte's avatar
Aug 13Edited

Or even after he used the graves of fallen Marines in Arlington Cemetery to stage a political event. Desecrations in American culture don't get much more obscene than that, and yet...

Marcus Damicus's avatar

In the leadup to the election in 2024, there was a house down the street from me with a sign in the yard.

"Support our Troops"

Trump/Vance '24

I think I'll walk down and knock on the door and see how he's feeling.

86 GOP

jte's avatar

He probably thinks things are going swimmingly (aside from a few whiners with "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in the ranks) because that's what he's hearing on Fox.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

You know, this sounds like a problem related to transgender people in the military. Or maybe testosterone levels.

I'm sure Heggy-bear will take care of it.

86 GOP

NotTwentyMeerkatsInATrenchcoat's avatar

Was this headline supposed to be sung to the tune of "My Darling Clementine", or am I losing it?

satch's avatar

See also: "Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers.

Robert Labossiere's avatar

Who is going to just up and arrest Trump? Who's got the balls? Mandami? Next time he's in NYC.

Mark's avatar

We have 12 nuclear powered aircraft carriers. TWELVE. What wars are the other 11 fighting that that not one can be spared to relieve this one?

jte's avatar

Only about half are deployed at any one time because the others are usually in for repairs or upgrades, time for rest/retraining of the crew, etc.

Jessica's avatar

The wars of long overdue repairs due to continuous deployments and deferred maintenance

Some kind of Fred's avatar

I saw a list. 6 or 7, I forget exactly, are in dock for service, some of them really long term.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I can see Don-Don, war jet landing on the aircraft carrier, climbing out of the cockpit -- Dubya-style codpiece, swollen and thrusting at the surrounding cameras -- helmet in hand, "OPERATION IRANY OILS WELL THAT ENDS WELL" banner fapping in the wind. He approaches the microphone, does his "fellating the microphone" joke, and starts coughing up blood.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I so want to see Donnie climb out of a fighter cockpit and down that little ladder.

Then, I want to see it sped up and set to Yackety Sax.

Hank Napkin's avatar

“Gonna need a bigger cock… pit!”

kckitty's avatar

God, I love how Evan writes!

coco lurks from home's avatar

Every Dem candidate needs to be screaming from the rafters about this shit. It's rare when we have a chance to make inroads with military voters.

Just fucking blows my mind when you had Joe Biden who so obviously loved and respected our soldiers, and so many of them still back the filth who called them suckers and losers.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Gee, moldy showers, no toothpaste, no deodorant, no soap, no food......sounds like every jail in the USA. That's jails in which people who are presumed innocent are locked up, or who are mentally ill and waiting for a public hospital bed but who have not been charged with any crime. Please forgive me if I fail to feel adequate sympathy for sailors.

Lisa's avatar

Welp, seems like the families all voted for their kids to obey Herr Leader. Not sure how to twist this.

coco lurks from home's avatar

It's unacceptable all around. This country is just flat-out inhumane. Sanitation is the barest minimum and we even fail at that embarrassingly low standard.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

A complete failure of leadership. This incompetent boob will get active duty people killed and completely discredit the United States Military.

Jackmom's avatar

Hey I have a question- remember the story that we went into Iran in the early days and saved a downed pilot in the middle of the night? Where is that guy and why haven’t they trotted him out?

Lisa's avatar

Millions of war fighting dollars straight into deep pockets.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Because it was all utter bullshit?