Those friendly <a href="http:\/\/www.acehardware.com\/corp\/index.jsp\?page=faq" target="_blank">commies</a> may still be found in these parts, even though the even-more-local mom&amp;pop hardware store in town boarded up a couple of years ago.
Although, I don&#039;t recall meeting a <em>helpful</em> hardware man at my local Ace.
Olives in jello, labelled as some kind of &quot;salad&quot;.
ETA: and how could I forget, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/477629\/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it" target="_blank">miracle whip</a>?
Here&#039;s a drinking game for all expat Wonketeers. Drink one shot for every time you&#039;ve been asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving in wherever you come from. Done that? Anybody still standing?
This is a very strange recipe but preferable to the Facebook posts for &quot;recipes&quot; for a happy marriage, or life, or friendship that usually have a couple of pounds of Bible in them.
I guess he really <em>does</em> like firing people who provide him with services. Cali Wonkers: get your job applications to be Mittens&#039; next gas pumper in now!
&quot;Squeeze that person&rsquo;s waist inappropriately, wink, and walk out of the room to lie down.&quot;
I think Betty left out the good parts here.
Those friendly <a href="http:\/\/www.acehardware.com\/corp\/index.jsp\?page=faq" target="_blank">commies</a> may still be found in these parts, even though the even-more-local mom&amp;pop hardware store in town boarded up a couple of years ago.
Although, I don&#039;t recall meeting a <em>helpful</em> hardware man at my local Ace.
Olives in jello, labelled as some kind of &quot;salad&quot;.
ETA: and how could I forget, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/477629\/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it" target="_blank">miracle whip</a>?
Palin, of course, uses actual stones.
Juli obviously didn&#039;t take her scarecrow look to Vanity Fair.
Here&#039;s a drinking game for all expat Wonketeers. Drink one shot for every time you&#039;ve been asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving in wherever you come from. Done that? Anybody still standing?
This is a very strange recipe but preferable to the Facebook posts for &quot;recipes&quot; for a happy marriage, or life, or friendship that usually have a couple of pounds of Bible in them.
Or from the Alferd E. Packer Grill.
Consider The Source.
I guess he really <em>does</em> like firing people who provide him with services. Cali Wonkers: get your job applications to be Mittens&#039; next gas pumper in now!
Dinner table? I think NOT!
Mitt knows. It&#039;s where you get hardware stuff.
I&#039;d like to see Snowbilly at her holiday dinner table, drunk and yelling profanities at all her potty-mouthed grandkids.
I&#039;ll pass because I don&#039;t like health food that much.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH YOU KEN