Who can forget this classic Thanksgiving liquor cake recipe from First Lady Betty Ford? Our dearly departed Juli Weiner wrote this up several Thanksgivings ago, and we still reprint it every year, even though now she makes Harry Potter slash fiction photo-comics
Those friendly <a href="http:\/\/www.acehardware.com\/corp\/index.jsp\?page=faq" target="_blank">commies</a> may still be found in these parts, even though the even-more-local mom&amp;pop hardware store in town boarded up a couple of years ago.
Although, I don&#039;t recall meeting a <em>helpful</em> hardware man at my local Ace.
Olives in jello, labelled as some kind of &quot;salad&quot;.
ETA: and how could I forget, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/477629\/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it" target="_blank">miracle whip</a>?
Here&#039;s a drinking game for all expat Wonketeers. Drink one shot for every time you&#039;ve been asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving in wherever you come from. Done that? Anybody still standing?
This is a very strange recipe but preferable to the Facebook posts for &quot;recipes&quot; for a happy marriage, or life, or friendship that usually have a couple of pounds of Bible in them.
I guess he really <em>does</em> like firing people who provide him with services. Cali Wonkers: get your job applications to be Mittens&#039; next gas pumper in now!
&quot;Squeeze that person&rsquo;s waist inappropriately, wink, and walk out of the room to lie down.&quot;
I think Betty left out the good parts here.
Those friendly <a href="http:\/\/www.acehardware.com\/corp\/index.jsp\?page=faq" target="_blank">commies</a> may still be found in these parts, even though the even-more-local mom&amp;pop hardware store in town boarded up a couple of years ago.
Although, I don&#039;t recall meeting a <em>helpful</em> hardware man at my local Ace.
Olives in jello, labelled as some kind of &quot;salad&quot;.
ETA: and how could I forget, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/477629\/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it" target="_blank">miracle whip</a>?
Palin, of course, uses actual stones.
Juli obviously didn&#039;t take her scarecrow look to Vanity Fair.
Here&#039;s a drinking game for all expat Wonketeers. Drink one shot for every time you&#039;ve been asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving in wherever you come from. Done that? Anybody still standing?
This is a very strange recipe but preferable to the Facebook posts for &quot;recipes&quot; for a happy marriage, or life, or friendship that usually have a couple of pounds of Bible in them.
Or from the Alferd E. Packer Grill.
Consider The Source.
I guess he really <em>does</em> like firing people who provide him with services. Cali Wonkers: get your job applications to be Mittens&#039; next gas pumper in now!
Dinner table? I think NOT!
Mitt knows. It&#039;s where you get hardware stuff.
I&#039;d like to see Snowbilly at her holiday dinner table, drunk and yelling profanities at all her potty-mouthed grandkids.
I&#039;ll pass because I don&#039;t like health food that much.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH YOU KEN