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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Squeeze that person’s waist inappropriately, wink, and walk out of the room to lie down."

I think Betty left out the good parts here.

SullivanSt's avatar

Those friendly <a href="http:\/\/www.acehardware.com\/corp\/index.jsp\?page=faq" target="_blank">commies</a> may still be found in these parts, even though the even-more-local mom&pop hardware store in town boarded up a couple of years ago.

Although, I don't recall meeting a <em>helpful</em> hardware man at my local Ace.

SullivanSt's avatar

Olives in jello, labelled as some kind of "salad".

ETA: and how could I forget, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/477629\/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it" target="_blank">miracle whip</a>?

SullivanSt's avatar

Palin, of course, uses actual stones.

PubOption's avatar

Juli obviously didn't take her scarecrow look to Vanity Fair.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Here's a drinking game for all expat Wonketeers. Drink one shot for every time you've been asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving in wherever you come from. Done that? Anybody still standing?

PsycWench's avatar

This is a very strange recipe but preferable to the Facebook posts for "recipes" for a happy marriage, or life, or friendship that usually have a couple of pounds of Bible in them.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or from the Alferd E. Packer Grill.

SullivanSt's avatar

I guess he really <em>does</em> like firing people who provide him with services. Cali Wonkers: get your job applications to be Mittens' next gas pumper in now!

SullivanSt's avatar

Dinner table? I think NOT!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mitt knows. It's where you get hardware stuff.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I'd like to see Snowbilly at her holiday dinner table, drunk and yelling profanities at all her potty-mouthed grandkids.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'll pass because I don't like health food that much.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH YOU KEN