Look, we know it's a slow news day, but this is getting a little ridiculous. Suspected of a crime,accused by the stateof a crime. And everyone's toothy as a fucking beauty pageant. This headshot -- er, mugshot -- was taken in Texas, people. Texas! Nary a Korean postage stamp border to frame it. No novelty electric chair helmet to crown our man's well-coiffed dome. Gone are the pair of
Now Why Is This Man Smiling?
Now Why Is This Man Smiling?
Now Why Is This Man Smiling?
Look, we know it's a slow news day, but this is getting a little ridiculous. Suspected of a crime,accused by the stateof a crime. And everyone's toothy as a fucking beauty pageant. This headshot -- er, mugshot -- was taken in Texas, people. Texas! Nary a Korean postage stamp border to frame it. No novelty electric chair helmet to crown our man's well-coiffed dome. Gone are the pair of