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chascates's avatar

Trapped between a crock and a hard race!

"Another Fake Story is that a very close friend of mine, a man I endorsed very early, Byron Donalds, is taking me off his website and Campaign materials. I won Florida by Millions of Votes, getting the Highest Vote Tally in History — Three times! My numbers are better now than they were at the Election. The story started with the Woke and Dying USA Today, and then, of course, it permeated to CNN, The Washington Post, The Guardian, Newsweek, The New York Times, ABC, NBC, Forbes, and others — and I am more popular in Florida today, even more than I was in the last Record Breaking Election! This is the Corrupt Media Outlets trying to demean. Byron immediately put this picture out, and statements that it was not true, and greatly accelerated the fact that I have strongly Endorsed him. Two Rallies are already scheduled in Florida for Byron and, will be, as always, “SOLD OUT!” This was a Fake Story, with no sources, and the only justification for it is they want to stop my ever upward momentum. The Fake News Media been doing this for years, I call them out, but they should really be called out by the Courts, and should not be allowed to enter the White House premises, or Press Room, because they are CORRUPT and DISHONEST! It is amazing that I have succeeded so long in Politics. These are sick people that play the game, and it’s happening all over our Country. Something must be done about it. The Courts must allow us to stop this totally dishonest form of Politics. If America does not have a Free and Honest Press, it can never be truly Great Again, and I will make it my mission to call out the Hypocrisy, Dishonesty, and LIES that are being perpetrated upon the American Public!"

https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/41945

CzechJournalists's avatar

and now you is represented by a Democrat as your congressional representative buddy.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Kinda sorta not overly OT however maybe a tad - but when it comes to idiot assholes that have Karma kiss them square on the lips everyone should be able to point and laugh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoursTea/comments/1wqq800/ceo_who_posted_lake_america_sweatshirt_photos_is/

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, those leopards are salivating ... https://bsky.app/profile/rawstory.com/post/3mwgnqxupiq2n

Paramount boss David Ellison has reportedly cooled on CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss after her '60 Minutes' debacle, throwing her CNN takeover into doubt.

Pub Option's avatar

Tingha and Tucker were two puppet koalas from a kids' show on British TV in the 1960s. I assume Tucker is the one with the white ears.

https://televisionheaven.co.uk/img/containers/main/tingha_and_tucker_001.jpg/7faf2177bed08ccf8f337bb1cedc58d2/tingha_and_tucker_001.webp

DavidGC's avatar

poor Tucker. forced to go to Trinity. in Hartford, a minority majority city. I lived there at about the same time. Lovely city but it was pretty bleak back then and i'm sure the poor, rich kid was shocked to see all of those Brown and Black bodies everywhere. I lived in a majority Puerto Rican American neighborhood, because, poor but it was lovely and walkable and cheap.

so many rich, white racists in the surrounding towns. my racist boss lived in Simsbury where there was no other color of skin than white. and of course, her ancestors came over on the Mayflower, so I had to put up with that arrogance daily. so, he probably was unaware of others being real human beings, other than being those that serve him and his kind.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

My ancestors came over on Mayflower II and escaped to western Massachusetts to get AWAY from those puritan wankers.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They ended up in the Berkshires near where (Paul and) Holly's mountain is.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Another totally sane, stable genius, Trump toot, from 8:58 a.m., today:

"Another Fake Story is that a very close friend of mine, a man I endorsed very early, Byron Donalds, is taking me off his website and Campaign materials. I won Florida by Millions of Votes, getting the Highest Vote Tally in History — Three times! My numbers are better now than they were at the Election. The story started with the Woke and Dying USA Today, and then, of course, it permeated to CNN, The Washington Post, The Guardian, Newsweek, The New York Times, ABC, NBC, Forbes, and others — and I am more popular in Florida today, even more than I was in the last Record Breaking Election! This is the Corrupt Media Outlets trying to demean. Byron immediately put this picture out, and statements that it was not true, and greatly accelerated the fact that I have strongly Endorsed him. Two Rallies are already scheduled in Florida for Byron and, will be, as always, “SOLD OUT!” This was a Fake Story, with no sources, and the only justification for it is they want to stop my ever upward momentum. The Fake News Media been doing this for years, I call them out, but they should really be called out by the Courts, and should not be allowed to enter the White House premises, or Press Room, because they are CORRUPT and DISHONEST! It is amazing that I have succeeded so long in Politics. These are sick people that play the game, and it’s happening all over our Country. Something must be done about it. The Courts must allow us to stop this totally dishonest form of Politics. If America does not have a Free and Honest Press, it can never be truly Great Again, and I will make it my mission to call out the Hypocrisy, Dishonesty, and LIES that are being perpetrated upon the American Public! Byron Donalds has my Complete and Total Endorsement, and he is leading against a Failed and Totally Incompetent Dumocrat Candidate, David Jolly, a known Lefty Loser, and someone who does not stand for the Values of our Great Floridian Patriots. They are doing everything possible to make my beautiful “MAGA” hate Republicans when, actually, “MAGA” people are smart, and it’s just driving them closer to us! It is truly amazing that I have been able to survive for so many years, politically, getting actually more Votes (TOO BIG TO RIG!) than I even did in 2016 and 2020 (A totally Rigged Election!). God must be looking down on me! If Florida thought the story that Byron “dropped” me was true, he would lose the Election, and that would be a terrible thing because he’s going to be a fantastic Governor! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117338166998410817

Tia Loca's avatar

Nattie come get ur

demented yam titted furby.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Natalie is a busy, little Diaper Genie®

eliz_'s avatar

Yeah, too many big words & too long. Diaper Donnie would have pooped out (Dad joke!) three sentences in.

Pub Option's avatar

Same as it ever was.

tehbaddr's avatar

Somebody get him back into his chair with a blanket and some tapioca.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And those meds they grind into the tapioca.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I used to like 𝘚𝘯𝘢𝘱 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 and 𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 but I think they were both discontinued. Is 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘴 still on?

mzf's avatar

Now that Swanson TV dinners no longer appear on American grocery store shelves (I think), for a long time they put money into the clutches of Tucker Swanson Carlson.

josephebacon's avatar

Memories of college 50 years ago when the Pitt Crapeteria's food was so bad I lived on Swanson frozen dinners...

satch's avatar

I've heard Rachel Maddow and others talk about how TFG is the weakest he's ever been. I wonder how they can say that, considering that he's stil in power, still plowing ahead with his pet obsessions in spite of court orders, still has his flunkies in all the key positions in government, the gunsels in ICE, and a Repunk congress refusing to restrain him. He seems to think he doesn't need popularity or the approval of the lumpen, otherwise known as US.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Drooling, laying prone on the floor, left leg twitching, Trump could lift a hand, and say "I don't like the Statue of Liberty" in a trembling voice.

And it would be gone before morning.

So, speculating relative "strength" is beside the point as long as the turd breathes . . .

josephebacon's avatar

Hint to Rachel--He's not as his weakest as Nazi Republicans continue to give him a blank check.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Warning: It's MTG speaking

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Trump is Reason for Hold on Epstein Files Release

C-SPAN

(6min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiDXb_jBA9E

The Wanderer's avatar

What's point of giving Tucker Carlson an interview, full stop?

josephebacon's avatar

NPR must stay in good graces with Poopy Pants.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Seriously. He HAS a microphone. People can watch his show if they want to know who he is.

EyeQueue's avatar

soften us up for fascism.

satch's avatar

"Even NPR wants to know what I think"

tek's avatar

Missouri Gov. Kehoe give us a snowjob:

𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦’𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑀𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑁𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.

𝑉𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠.

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YOU WERE TOLD by the courts long before the primary that this new map was probably not legal. You and your henchmen decided to use it anyway.

So go fuck yourself.

Pub Option's avatar

FWIW, I tend to read his name as Keyhole.

The Wanderer's avatar

I read it as "Gloryhole."

tek's avatar

somethinghole...

josephebacon's avatar

Aw but as a consolation prize the Sleazy Six green lighted Trump's voter purge list which no doubt you and your fellow Nazis will use to rig the midterm voter in your favor!

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Uh, the new map changed the rules between elections.

tek's avatar

not really... the "new map" was (illegally) in place for the primary, and their big argument now is that they shouldn't hold the general with the different 'old' (legal) map.

They literally made their own bed on this one, and SCOTUS called them out on it... the fact that there is an issue at all is entirely the fault of the assholes trying to redistrict based on their own farts.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

I thought trilobites were cute 'n' cuddly?

The Wanderer's avatar

It just wants to make friends.

"M"'s avatar

Speaking of LIES --

The reason Big Tech doesn't want anyone to see Oscar-winning director Alex Gibney's documentary on Elon Musk is (at least in part) because

THEY DON'T WANT AMERICANS TO KNOW THE EXTENT TO WHICH ELON MUSK HELPED DONALD TRUMP CHEAT IN THE 2024 ELECTIONS --

because they don't want Americans to stop him from helping Republicans cheat in the 2026 midterms

https://www.rawamerica.com/p/revealed-big-tech-is-blocking-ads

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Everyone knows I'm from NYC. A rag of a weekly newspaper called NY Press, run by the totally odious Russ Smith, gave Snarlson a writing gig, bowtie and all. NY Press's saving grace was they ran some great comic strips, including Maakies by Tony Millionaire (that's where Drinky Crow came from). No one in this world is obligated to take Little Lord Fishsticks seriously. Sometimes my beloved husband will put on NPR in the car during our travels. I always end up screaming at it. NPR, platforming rightwing assholes is not going to get your funding back. Grow the fuck up, and de-platform fascists.

tehbaddr's avatar

They used to run Dogboy as well. They were the nightlife paper, snagged the crown from The Voice. Also too Mugger!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ex-hubsand used to put the Sunday shows on and I always got up and cleaned.

CzechJournalists's avatar

Air America's parody names of shows were great.

chascates's avatar

"President Masoud Pezeshkian has told Al Jazeera that Iran no longer trusts negotiations with the United States after previous rounds of talks were followed by attacks and sanctions, as Tehran awaits a response to its latest proposal to end the war.

“We have no trust in the American side and do not know on what basis an understanding can be reached with it,” Pezeshkian told the Qatar-based broadcaster in an interview aired on Saturday.

Pezeshkian and Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi visited the US this week for the United Nations gathering of world leaders and proposed a deal that would end fighting in the US-Israel war on Iran and unblock the Strait of Hormuz within seven days.

Araghchi told reporters on Friday that initial steps would take four to five days, the Strait of Hormuz would reopen on the sixth day and “on day seven, the talks with the US will be started for the final deal on mutually agreed subjects,” referring to Iran’s nuclear programme.

Under the plan, Washington would lift its naval blockade of Iranian ports, waive sanctions on Iranian oil sales, release an estimated $12bn in frozen Iranian assets and observe a ceasefire covering the region, including Lebanon and Yemen."

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/26/pezeshkian-says-iran-no-longer-trusts-talks-with-washington

eliz_'s avatar

It feels like maybe this was all worked out a bunch of years ago & had been working just fine...

...until we bombed a bunch of little girls and have lied over & over again since then?

These are such SHOCKING & UNFORESEEN consequences for (literally) blowing up a deal!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I mean, the Iranians aren’t wrong.

And… Trump has already rejected the Iranian proposal.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/26/trump-dismiss-iran-seven-day-peace-deal-hormuz

chascates's avatar

WSJ reports he told aides he'll probably have to resume bombing after the midterms. He likely got word to Iran during the UN conclave to please not do anything before the midterms. They'll fuck him over.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Oh, you mean its still a deal that Bibi is going to obliterate on the first day?