New NRA/GOP mascot The NRA sure does love it some culture-war rhetoric these days, since with the threat of Barack Obama coming to take your guns away has diminished some (he still could do it, though), they need to find other avenues of outrage to keep people afraid and buying more guns. A few weeks back, they had that
A Latina, a Black, and two Jews walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Well, none of you are Russian money launderers or related to Trump, so I guess you aren't here to talk about adoptions.
"You people do more to damage our country with a keyboard than every NRA member combined has ever done with a firearm."
really?
"An advertisement in the NRA’s American Rifleman led Lee Harvey Oswald to purchase the rifle and scope used in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy."
A friend got grand jury duty. After the umpteenth time someone got stopped, the cop asked if they could search the car and the person said yes, and drugs were found, the grand jury members wanted to ask the presiding judge if they could issue indictments for being too stupid.
My latest take is Trump will do nothing. He's a coward. He makes big threats, but, if you call his bluff, he backs down. Sure, he fired Comey, but all the stuff about demanding loyalty didn't come out until after the firing. If he told an interviewer he was going to demand Comey's loyalty and fire him if he didn't get it, Comey would still be FBI Director.
Wait. That's like a sandwich, right? Here in Murica, you get a sandwich for less than two dollars, and you're guaranteed to have something still moving inside.
I was a member of the NRA for a while. Got a membership on a specal discount. Then, they sent me a Rob Portman bumper sticker when he first ran for the Senate, and I decided I didn't want my dues going for things like that.
It seems like he is on his way out. I'm not hoping for that, because I'm sort of trying to be a human being. But he took such lousy care of himself at the same time he was bitching about Obamacare, so there is an element of poetic justice in it.
A Latina, a Black, and two Jews walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Well, none of you are Russian money launderers or related to Trump, so I guess you aren't here to talk about adoptions.
Something tells me I'm going to get pretty fucking sick of seeing the phrase "organized anarchy" in the coming weeks and months.
"You people do more to damage our country with a keyboard than every NRA member combined has ever done with a firearm."
really?
"An advertisement in the NRA’s American Rifleman led Lee Harvey Oswald to purchase the rifle and scope used in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy."
I don't want to imagine the line stretching around the block when the iGun 7 comes out.
A friend got grand jury duty. After the umpteenth time someone got stopped, the cop asked if they could search the car and the person said yes, and drugs were found, the grand jury members wanted to ask the presiding judge if they could issue indictments for being too stupid.
My latest take is Trump will do nothing. He's a coward. He makes big threats, but, if you call his bluff, he backs down. Sure, he fired Comey, but all the stuff about demanding loyalty didn't come out until after the firing. If he told an interviewer he was going to demand Comey's loyalty and fire him if he didn't get it, Comey would still be FBI Director.
They now have homes for people like that so they can be cared for and won't hurt themselves.
At least, until they gut medicaid for Charles and David Koch.
Wait. That's like a sandwich, right? Here in Murica, you get a sandwich for less than two dollars, and you're guaranteed to have something still moving inside.
At the same time, the golf course seems to be the only place where Donald Trump doesn't fuck up America.
I was a member of the NRA for a while. Got a membership on a specal discount. Then, they sent me a Rob Portman bumper sticker when he first ran for the Senate, and I decided I didn't want my dues going for things like that.
Just occurred to me. We should have an interesting deleted comments column in the ear future. Gun stories always bring out the best in the trolls.
It's like a gun-humper myth of Sisyphus
That we know of!
It seems like he is on his way out. I'm not hoping for that, because I'm sort of trying to be a human being. But he took such lousy care of himself at the same time he was bitching about Obamacare, so there is an element of poetic justice in it.
Twinkies, from the look of him.
See above: it's coming right for us!