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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sounds like regulating is what's called for.

andreamd's avatar

yeah but those were actual born children- out of the womb. Only embryos and fetuses count to those morons. Really, ask any of them what they are doing for children living in poverty or need homes- "pray" - or no answer. Lying sanctimonious assholes.

andreamd's avatar

I hope Joe the Plumber dies painfully.

andreamd's avatar

I am flying today and have to remember to not take yogurt or a small can of juice with me. I also have a cold and think that I must take a swig of my cold medicine before I check in and then put it in my suitcase that I will check because it is a 6 oz bottle and doesn't fit the medicine rules. Some places in Europe have not made me take off my shoes- damn, they hate America!

andreamd's avatar

or ban cars or prescription medicine because people die from that too!

Lord-Nash's avatar

But owning a gun is GEH-ROHN-TEED to me in the constitution! Jess' like blahs are only 3/5 of a person?

toomanyrappers's avatar

Dear Parents,

Don't worry; you can make another one! :)

Hugs & Kisses,

The NRA

XOXOXO

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Arm black GHEY babbies. Then we'll see gun control

gingerland62's avatar

a group of paranoid pants-shitting twats who really, truly don’t cry when your child dies.

I will be using this fabulous phrase, Thank you

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm picturing Will Arnett on 30 Rock where he tells Jack Doneaghy he's going to bring the black gayby with the sexy cheekbones. Sexy cheekbones AND a gun is how they'll roll now.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Second cousin, once removed, of notorious Members-Only catalog model, Axe predecessor and all-around Eurotrash Drakkar Noir.

Xavier S's avatar

Don't forget to call us when your house is being broken into with your kids in the next room. We may hate your way of stripping us from our freedoms, but when your life is in danger, I know a lot of pro-self-defense (pro-second-amendment) people that would actually risk their lives for you people.Thank you.

Batty Cat's avatar

Darth Vader?

Oops. No. Wait...Dick Cheney's turf. Sorry.

Mark David Wayne Gasy Hinkley-Chapman, jr?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

wow.

$81,000,000 in campaign contributions from the NRA since the 2000 elections.

http://www.ruthlessreviews....

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

I found a dollar amount .... $81 MILLION from the NRA since the 2000 elections. That's a lot of dollars votes.