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Sounds like regulating is what's called for.

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yeah but those were actual born children- out of the womb. Only embryos and fetuses count to those morons. Really, ask any of them what they are doing for children living in poverty or need homes- "pray" - or no answer. Lying sanctimonious assholes.

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I hope Joe the Plumber dies painfully.

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I am flying today and have to remember to not take yogurt or a small can of juice with me. I also have a cold and think that I must take a swig of my cold medicine before I check in and then put it in my suitcase that I will check because it is a 6 oz bottle and doesn't fit the medicine rules. Some places in Europe have not made me take off my shoes- damn, they hate America!

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or ban cars or prescription medicine because people die from that too!

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But owning a gun is GEH-ROHN-TEED to me in the constitution! Jess' like blahs are only 3/5 of a person?

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Dear Parents,

Don't worry; you can make another one! :)

Hugs & Kisses,

The NRA

XOXOXO

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Arm black GHEY babbies. Then we'll see gun control

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a group of paranoid pants-shitting twats who really, truly don’t cry when your child dies.

I will be using this fabulous phrase, Thank you

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I'm picturing Will Arnett on 30 Rock where he tells Jack Doneaghy he's going to bring the black gayby with the sexy cheekbones. Sexy cheekbones AND a gun is how they'll roll now.

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Second cousin, once removed, of notorious Members-Only catalog model, Axe predecessor and all-around Eurotrash Drakkar Noir.

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Don't forget to call us when your house is being broken into with your kids in the next room. We may hate your way of stripping us from our freedoms, but when your life is in danger, I know a lot of pro-self-defense (pro-second-amendment) people that would actually risk their lives for you people.Thank you.

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Darth Vader?

Oops. No. Wait...Dick Cheney's turf. Sorry.

Mark David Wayne Gasy Hinkley-Chapman, jr?

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wow.

$81,000,000 in campaign contributions from the NRA since the 2000 elections.

http://www.ruthlessreviews....

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I found a dollar amount .... $81 MILLION from the NRA since the 2000 elections. That's a lot of dollars votes.

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