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I highly doubt that their Russian raccoons.

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No, and THEN take the food.

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Eric Alterman established long ago that there is no liberal media. Wrote a bestseller about it and everything.

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If all else fails, put some sugar water or vinegar in a bowl near the microwave. He'll probably find his way out to check that out.

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Clay County. Living proof that first cousins shouldn't marry.

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Dammit. I went to cook my porridge and Donald has a friend round. I do not like this at all.

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BEN CARSON LIBELZ

(not really, that guy is just sleeping it off)

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I don't. I record things and tell my phone who to call.

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You know would be great? If President Drumpf took everyone's guns. The guy is such a liar I can see that happening.

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TX State Sen. Bob Hall (who got elected because he hates women more than that pansy Bob Deuell who only added the ASC requirement to HB2 and put shoes on his podium for "all the babies who wouldn't wear them--unlike Bob Hall who would have just cut our feet off to remind us that we don't have the right to walk) has seen, with his own two blue eyes, ISIS and North Korea coming over the Texas-Mexico border! they're firing on the border security agents and Big Brother has told our good men to "stand down" and cover their balls with sand.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Because it's infinitely more important than what tRump thinks? I don't know you, I don't live in your house, and will never eat from your microwave. It is more important to me than what Don Cheetoh thinks. I bet what the cockroach is thinking is more important.

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It won't be to hard to outvote them. They may think that he is a dream come true until they lose big. He hasn't said two words to Hillary's face yet. The lifelong Republican who would never vote for a Democrat and delivers the food that I run around the district has promised to vote for me for president if I get control of my anger issues. If I don't, he will write himself in. He won't vote for Hillary or Trump. Difference being that he won't vote for Hillary because of her party, he just refuses to vote for Trump.

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NICKELBACK LIBULZZ!!111one1111!£§«—•

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My 10 year old is growing out of saying whatever she is talking about at the moment is the best, or her favorite. I guess that Cheetos dust he rubs into his skin is going to his brain

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They fought like they had a spine, instead of carrying a death dealer because they were too scared to take an ass whipping. Not that I condone violence, but don't strut around like an alpha male if you're as frail as alpha-bits.