The Missouri Senate lurrrvvveesss them some guns. Like they are just up in a tree kissing on guns. And they were trying SO HARD to show guns that they care, what with trying to nullify federal gun laws and getting all ground-standing and making sure young people have access to guns before they turn 21, but apparently it just wasn't enough love, because they still wanted people to have to tell the police when someone stoled their best friend, a gun, and everyone knows that is not gun-loving enough. Enter the NRA.
or hidden in your underwear drawer. Cuz no one will go through someone's underwear drawer, right ? Except maybe Actor212 and the usual suspects but that's not gun related.
&quot;<strike>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, </strike> the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, <i>even if they are stolen, </i> shall not be infringed.&quot;
Guns bring so much freedom, that even owning one is literally impossible. This is perfectly fine, because if the gun had actually wanted to stay with you, it would have helped you shoot the new owner.
We&#039;ll just say guns simply &quot;left on Freedom Vacations with other owners.&quot;
The NRA will not be happy until every man, woman and child is required to buy at least one new gun every year and fire that gun at least once a week. Gotta keep the gun and ammo manufacturers going. That is after all who the NRA work for.
Because police as a matter of principle, disapprove of murdering vigilantes? Not always in fact, at least not when one of those Urban Thugs gets shot, but in principle.
NRA &quot;Logic&quot;: Well, if someone steals your gun it&#039;s your own fault for not having it on your hip/slung over your shoulder 24/7.
&quot;Regulated&quot; appears nowhere else in the Constitution ... so obviously it ended up in the Second Amendment by mistake.
&quot;...protect your most precious possessions, you know, your guns.
or hidden in your underwear drawer. Cuz no one will go through someone&#039;s underwear drawer, right ? Except maybe Actor212 and the usual suspects but that&#039;s not gun related.
Guns don&#039;t get stolen. People steal guns!
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands. Or if you manage to steal it. Either way, I won&#039;t tell anyone.
&quot;<strike>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, </strike> the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, <i>even if they are stolen, </i> shall not be infringed.&quot;
Guns bring so much freedom, that even owning one is literally impossible. This is perfectly fine, because if the gun had actually wanted to stay with you, it would have helped you shoot the new owner.
We&#039;ll just say guns simply &quot;left on Freedom Vacations with other owners.&quot;
Well played, Missouri. Florida was asleep at the wheel to let you take the lead on this one.
I can respect that.
I suppose the NRA has been around for too long to be considered a flash in the pan.
The NRA will not be happy until every man, woman and child is required to buy at least one new gun every year and fire that gun at least once a week. Gotta keep the gun and ammo manufacturers going. That is after all who the NRA work for.
For fucks sake.
I won&#039;t call the law if my car is stolen because they might require me to license and register my car. Wait, what?
Yes, going through &#039;that&#039; part of town looking for a stolen weapon will be the proper course of action.
Because police as a matter of principle, disapprove of murdering vigilantes? Not always in fact, at least not when one of those Urban Thugs gets shot, but in principle.
In the foot or in the mouth, either way is good.
NRA &quot;Logic&quot;: Well, if someone steals your gun it&#039;s your own fault for not having it on your hip/slung over your shoulder 24/7.