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CafeenMan's avatar

I suppose if enough of us sign up we can eventually take over the NRA and turn it into a Planned Parenthood style organization that also teaches hunting safety.

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CafeenMan's avatar

I imagine the sound of an untied, inflated balloon being released and flying about the room.

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CafeenMan's avatar

Their god is an emotionally-immature, petty, vindictive, genocide-committing jerk.

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JCfromNC's avatar

As Roni points out, fucking is a thing you can say.

Encouraging suicide, however...

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

But the NRA says we will all be safer if we are all packing heat. Guns for everyone. Nobody will bother shooting anyone again, if everyone realized how common, and thus how mundane and boring gun violence is. It would lose it's panache. The NRA doesn't have any reason, financial or political, to lie to us to keep us buying guns. I am thinking of joining the gun-of-the-month club. But only one gun per month? That kind of relaxed pace is not recommended by the NRA. Get serious about peace, and start buying guns every 2 weeks. Why do you think paychecks are issued that way, huh? huh?

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

If only JFK or someone near him had been armed with a pistol they could have taken out Oswald.

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RepubAnon's avatar

They’d say the white guy who shot them for doing so was just exercising his 2nd Amendment rights.

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notanncoulter's avatar

kinda like when governor st ronnie saw some of the blacks open carrying in CA?[or is that st governor ronnie? whatever...]

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notanncoulter's avatar

open the abortionplex!free gun with every... nevermind...

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Rickyphoo's avatar

The NRA, by most reports, is in dire straits, (at least, financially), of late, yet they still can stop digging that hole.

Keep it up, NRA, the world will be a better place without you.

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Lily412's avatar

Wow. Just wow.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I fear it was not sarcasm. Just stupid.

It sounds like what I thought after seeing "Dave Crockett at the Alamo" in 1955. I thought that if only the Texans and Crockett had had machine guns, they would have won. Really dumb, of course, but then I was just eight years old.

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Tennessee Rain's avatar

Slow Burn has an excellent pod cast on the RFK shooting. It goes way into the conspiracy theory stuff and it was Mr. Toad's Wild Ride on crack.

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ahughes798's avatar

Yeah. Like that famous picture on the Sacramento capitol steps.

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Bebecca's avatar

I wonder if that's true or if they just use it as a marketing tool to get people to send them bucks.

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Zyxomma's avatar

The Russian backed NRA lied again? I am for shocked!

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