23 Comments

Honey boo boo is from Georgia, so yes.

Expand full comment

I really can't wait until honey badger gets to th league. Honey badger vs. megatron? Awesome.

Expand full comment

Trying to stir up paranoia among the NRA's crazy membership? That's a bit like trying to rustle up some racism at a KKK konvention.

Expand full comment

Exactly.

Expand full comment

Sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger <i>could</i> lead to some kind of brain damage. That's the trouble with guns: so many things could happen.

Expand full comment

Troubleshooting a malfunctioning toilet? You should leave that to a plumber.

Expand full comment

Death threats, unless I'm mistaken, are against the law. This is a perfectly reasonable limitation on our rights under the First Amendment.

You hear that? CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS CAN BE LIMITED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD!

Expand full comment

sounds much more effective than a taco and a box propped up by a stick

Expand full comment

Delmarva will not be ignored!

Expand full comment

I watched someone this morning text while trying to drive. They were all over the road, but no one died, so - no harm done, right?

Expand full comment

How is Keene going to defend 'Murica against the jackbooted thugs of tyranny (Obama) with wimpy 10-shot ammo clips? Everybody knows you need a good 50 or 100 shots to take out an incoming Hellfire missile.

Expand full comment

Could be one way to get rid of disruptive students.

Expand full comment

Post of the week: "mamslaughter!"

Expand full comment

Maybe he had some other use for the holster.

Expand full comment

"Survival of the shittiest" is hardly a recipe for improving the situation.

Expand full comment

I'm not sure why, but the job of school principal seems to attract a more-than-statistical share of complete assholes.

Expand full comment