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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Honey boo boo is from Georgia, so yes.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I really can't wait until honey badger gets to th league. Honey badger vs. megatron? Awesome.

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Trying to stir up paranoia among the NRA's crazy membership? That's a bit like trying to rustle up some racism at a KKK konvention.

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Sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger <i>could</i> lead to some kind of brain damage. That's the trouble with guns: so many things could happen.

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Troubleshooting a malfunctioning toilet? You should leave that to a plumber.

WA Bishop's avatar

Death threats, unless I'm mistaken, are against the law. This is a perfectly reasonable limitation on our rights under the First Amendment.

You hear that? CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS CAN BE LIMITED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sounds much more effective than a taco and a box propped up by a stick

Lot_49's avatar

Delmarva will not be ignored!

diogenez's avatar

I watched someone this morning text while trying to drive. They were all over the road, but no one died, so - no harm done, right?

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How is Keene going to defend 'Murica against the jackbooted thugs of tyranny (Obama) with wimpy 10-shot ammo clips? Everybody knows you need a good 50 or 100 shots to take out an incoming Hellfire missile.

PubOption's avatar

Could be one way to get rid of disruptive students.

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"Survival of the shittiest" is hardly a recipe for improving the situation.

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I'm not sure why, but the job of school principal seems to attract a more-than-statistical share of complete assholes.