Hi there! I bet we have not written about guns for one or two posts now! Truth be told, yr Wonkette is close to running out of funny/snarky/clever things to say about guns, but the universe keeps giving us really stupid people and occurrences we are duty-bound to write about. So what is happening today?
Sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger <i>could</i> lead to some kind of brain damage. That&#039;s the trouble with guns: so many things could happen.
How is Keene going to defend &#039;Murica against the jackbooted thugs of tyranny (Obama) with wimpy 10-shot ammo clips? Everybody knows you need a good 50 or 100 shots to take out an incoming Hellfire missile.
Honey boo boo is from Georgia, so yes.
I really can&#039;t wait until honey badger gets to th league. Honey badger vs. megatron? Awesome.
Trying to stir up paranoia among the NRA&#039;s crazy membership? That&#039;s a bit like trying to rustle up some racism at a KKK konvention.
Exactly.
Sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger <i>could</i> lead to some kind of brain damage. That&#039;s the trouble with guns: so many things could happen.
Troubleshooting a malfunctioning toilet? You should leave that to a plumber.
Death threats, unless I&#039;m mistaken, are against the law. This is a perfectly reasonable limitation on our rights under the First Amendment.
You hear that? CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS CAN BE LIMITED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD!
sounds much more effective than a taco and a box propped up by a stick
Delmarva will not be ignored!
I watched someone this morning text while trying to drive. They were all over the road, but no one died, so - no harm done, right?
How is Keene going to defend &#039;Murica against the jackbooted thugs of tyranny (Obama) with wimpy 10-shot ammo clips? Everybody knows you need a good 50 or 100 shots to take out an incoming Hellfire missile.
Could be one way to get rid of disruptive students.
Post of the week: &quot;mamslaughter!&quot;
Maybe he had some other use for the holster.
&quot;Survival of the shittiest&quot; is hardly a recipe for improving the situation.
I&#039;m not sure why, but the job of school principal seems to attract a more-than-statistical share of complete assholes.